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Jet Li's Rise to Honor: You know I wanted to love this, the lack of Hong Kong action games disgusts me, especially the lack of ones where you can kick people in the face. This just isn't it. I actually liked the attacks being on the right stick, being able to fluidly throw a kick at someone behind you without even touching a direction is cool. The problem for me was that you can't move while attacking and a ridiculous amount of my playtime was spent throwing punches and kicks short of enemies, gave up after a couple of hours. True Crime: Streets of LA: I remembered this as being shit, but I was in the mood for face kicking and who knows, maybe the PS2 was holding it back? Nope, still shite and it still goes into slow motion the second you start melee combat. I didn't last long. I have to say the map is impressive af for a PS2 game, it's huge. The new Wolverine was pretty good. It hadn't evolved much from the Origins game but didn't need to. I had fun mashing cunts up the whole way through. Dream sequence stuff still needs to fuck off forever though.

They're not the same thing. City were sponsoring themselves, waaaaaay above market value, while pretending it was coming from an unrelated party. Chelsea transparently sold land and assets at fair market value to Clearlake. Something within the rules that had been done by other PL clubs before without much ire. A bit like players having their transfer fees amortized over five years.

Asking for titles to be stripped because of undisclosed payments to agents, then wanting them to be handed to a side that was managed by Harry Redknapp in the same time-frame is absolutely classic.

Wanted to bump the old thread but went back about ten pages and couldn't find it. Time for a new one! Ernest Miller vs Joey Janela, GCW/BLP: 4 Cups Stuffed: First thing's first. Joey Janela is the shits. If shits could take shits that would take other shits, Janela would be the third generation shit. There's a spell in this where he just stands openly calling spots then, WHEN HE'S FINISHED, ducks his head to hide his mouth and just looks like he's kissing Cat's head. Still, it's The Greatest, in 2022. I smiled the whole way through. We got Janela calling a fan's momma and telling her her son's about to get his ass kicked, Cat kicking Janela through a door, some crotch-chops that were literally so good they got a replay (not kidding!) Janela being thrown hard through a door, a RAM JAM! And, what we all paid our $13 for, Joey Janela getting kicked hard in the head! I'm bewildered that this was a thing, but the world's a better place for it. Here's some highlights: The best thing about this is that it establishes a working relationship between Miller and GCW. Get him in Bloodsport. Make the Don Frye match happen!