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  1. I'm not making the case that it was the best match but it's a fitting thread to remind ourselves that this happened, and it was beautiful. The original Rainmaker!
  2. Yes, it's another ECW reunion. Check out the full card if you haven't heard of it yet. It's absolutely brutal. Trigger warning: it contains Al Snow vs Shane Douglas, and that might not even crack the top three worst matches on the show! https://www.cagematch.net/?id=1&nr=370461 I'm in for Crazy/Tajiri though.
  3. She probably can't appreciate all the films thats sole purpose is to make Milla look sexy and cool like I do, but Event Horizon is (somehow) actually good. Show some respect.
  4. It's back and probably in hilariously low rent indy contraption form!
  5. Triple H vs Sting was amazing, for years one of my biggest regrets as a fan was not making it over to see that match and Sting in that type of environment. I'm thankful All In helped me get over it. The Sandman vs Sabu Stairway to Hell is always one of the first that comes to mind for me. A compelling car crash, Sabu breaks his jaw about half way through and is quite visibly in horrific pain, Sandman's losing a ridiculous amount of blood stuck with a barbed wire crown for the last minutes. The finish is just one cane shot, which sounds pretty weak on paper, I often watch the kendo sticks being used and wonder if it actually hurts... not this time, oof! It's an awful, uncomfortable mess that I watch semi regularly. Sid vs Goldberg from Halloween Havoc 99 is a good one too. I love throwing it on with no context (fuck you if you try to add some), why is Sid already pissing blood? Why is he valiantly fighting from underneath? We may never know, but it is fun AF.
  6. I'm six episodes in to Warrior. It says it's based on the writings of Bruce Lee, and he must have been about 13 when he wrote this because it's all fighting and sex scenes. I like it. If it keeps up it will join Banshee and Spartacus: Boobs & Sand in the upper echelon of guilty pleasure shows. Thank you, Cinemax!
  7. I remember doing the towel trick to temporarily bring a 360 back to life and thinking I was going to start a fire. I'm glad there's a process out there even more silly and demeaning.
  8. As much as I appreciate the world design I could never really get into other games in that genre. I love Prey though, because aliens. Realising who Aaron Ingram's voice actor was was the most I've popped at hearing a voice since Kevin Sorbo turned up as Hercules in God of War!
  9. Wanted to bump the old thread but went back about ten pages and couldn't find it. Time for a new one! Ernest Miller vs Joey Janela, GCW/BLP: 4 Cups Stuffed: First thing's first. Joey Janela is the shits. If shits could take shits that would take other shits, Janela would be the third generation shit. There's a spell in this where he just stands openly calling spots then, WHEN HE'S FINISHED, ducks his head to hide his mouth and just looks like he's kissing Cat's head. Still, it's The Greatest, in 2022. I smiled the whole way through. We got Janela calling a fan's momma and telling her her son's about to get his ass kicked, Cat kicking Janela through a door, some crotch-chops that were literally so good they got a replay (not kidding!) Janela being thrown hard through a door, a RAM JAM! And, what we all paid our $13 for, Joey Janela getting kicked hard in the head! I'm bewildered that this was a thing, but the world's a better place for it. Here's some highlights: The best thing about this is that it establishes a working relationship between Miller and GCW. Get him in Bloodsport. Make the Don Frye match happen!
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