ReturnOfTheMack

When I worked at McDonalds in the late 90s (literally 1999) I ended up the morning delivery manager. I had close to fuck all training beyond counting boxes and putting them away. So when the driver asked if I needed my cola topping up I said yes. It was on the list that I needed 9 boxes after all. What wasnt told to me was that we had a tank of the pre mix syrup that the machines defaulted to in between the bag in box emptying. The driver hooked up a hose to that, unknown to us, full tank. 20 minutes later we went into that room, having finished putting away the delivery. Cola syrup was coating every surface of the room, it was easily 2 inches deep on the floor. I spent about 3 hours cleaning that room, even having to mop the ceiling. Afterwards I was sent home as it had dripped on me and I was just coated. I didnt have a shower, so i had to take 4 baths before the water stopped being still coke.

I liked the Continental title having specific rules, including a time limit. I got fucked off with the Continental title as at least twice Mox decided his fueds needed to have a match with no time limit.

Ahhh, the Reform belief about benefits.

Me and the wife, very early on in our relationship, drove past a field with horses in. I said 'look, a flock of horses' She replied 'herd of horses' So I was very happy to land the line 'of course Ive heard of horses, theres a flock of them in that field' She nearly chose to crash the car to stop me laughing.

You have to take the tablets side on? Or am I mixing up the oddballs?

Who expected Kirk to outlast Picard? I loved Patrick Stewart, never saw him do better than an amazing performance, even if he was in shite.

Wrong character Edit: I know that was probably the joke. Im just reinforcing it

I loved his turn as Bester, one of my favourite parts of one of my favourite sci fi shows. Really got to me this one.

Im more than done with the puppets. I know its her stuff, but its more overplayed than Rhod bringing that photo of Greg

Brilliant news mate.

Im learning why some people dont understand that Warhammer 40k is satire.

So you've removed the incentive to plead guilty, which often spares victims and their families from having to re-live the experiences, or be cross examined by the defence.

The one even now that I cant wrap my head around, even though I know it has to be my memory being wrong, is the James Bond film Moonraker. No matter how I try to remember it 'the right way' I always picture Dolly smiling at Jaws showing her braces. But no, no braces in the film.

Unless its a specialist store, who can sell all year round. Also there are a few other exemptions, such as Diwali.

Made a version of spanakopita. I used puff pastry rather than filo, but otherwise it was fairly faithful. Properly great though.

Tiger survived, the man didnt.

Yeah, I saw the danger in my phrasing. 😆 Tiger is OK apparently. Thats the one. A mate of mine works there, the staff are (understandingly) upset.

Some mentally ill/daft bloke has climbed into the tiger enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. The blokes been airlifted to hospital, and there are conflicting reports about the tiger. Videos are doing the rounds on social media, but not for me thanks.

This is the only series of Taskmaster that I haven't rewatched an episode of. Normally I rewatch an episode a.couple of days later.

As a young boy (Id say up until about 12/13) I was very confused by how many animals must have been used in the Vietnam war, as so many films had Vietnam vets in them.