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  1. Oh this led to a surprisingly heated argument one Christmas at my in laws. We were playing it and the question was about whats the most popular pizza topping. I, and the small majority, said cheese. Turned into a near half hour argument as to if cheese counts as a topping.
  2. I thought the womens match was the better of the 2. My wife wandered in during the men's and referred to Darby as 'that guy who moves like a horror monster'. Then yelled at the TV as Darby going to the top was insane. Steve Borden fucking up the kip up made me laugh more than it should, as did Taz going a bit OTT in his love for big hairy men. 😆
  3. Just had 3 hummingbirds, add a bit of colour around ol' Roy. 20261104_170440.mp4
  4. When I worked at McDonalds in the late 90s (literally 1999) I ended up the morning delivery manager. I had close to fuck all training beyond counting boxes and putting them away. So when the driver asked if I needed my cola topping up I said yes. It was on the list that I needed 9 boxes after all. What wasnt told to me was that we had a tank of the pre mix syrup that the machines defaulted to in between the bag in box emptying. The driver hooked up a hose to that, unknown to us, full tank. 20 minutes later we went into that room, having finished putting away the delivery. Cola syrup was coating every surface of the room, it was easily 2 inches deep on the floor. I spent about 3 hours cleaning that room, even having to mop the ceiling. Afterwards I was sent home as it had dripped on me and I was just coated. I didnt have a shower, so i had to take 4 baths before the water stopped being still coke.
  5. I liked the Continental title having specific rules, including a time limit. I got fucked off with the Continental title as at least twice Mox decided his fueds needed to have a match with no time limit.
  6. Ahhh, the Reform belief about benefits.
  7. Me and the wife, very early on in our relationship, drove past a field with horses in. I said 'look, a flock of horses' She replied 'herd of horses' So I was very happy to land the line 'of course Ive heard of horses, theres a flock of them in that field' She nearly chose to crash the car to stop me laughing.
  8. You have to take the tablets side on? Or am I mixing up the oddballs?
  9. Who expected Kirk to outlast Picard? I loved Patrick Stewart, never saw him do better than an amazing performance, even if he was in shite.
  10. Wrong character Edit: I know that was probably the joke. Im just reinforcing it
  11. I loved his turn as Bester, one of my favourite parts of one of my favourite sci fi shows. Really got to me this one.
  12. Im more than done with the puppets. I know its her stuff, but its more overplayed than Rhod bringing that photo of Greg
  13. ReturnOfTheMack

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    Brilliant news mate.
  14. Im learning why some people dont understand that Warhammer 40k is satire.
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