Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Joe Blog said: First confirmed case in newcastle has been announced today. See what fuss this causes. You can't get a Geordie to put on a coat when they are going around the Bigg Market at 2am on a freezing February night. You've no chance of getting them to take this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 A genius writes: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 11 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: You can't get a Geordie to put on a coat when they are going around the Bigg Market at 2am on a freezing February night. You've no chance of getting them to take this seriously. We sometimes put a long sleeved shirt on but it is widely frowned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Milano Posted March 5, 2020 Share Posted March 5, 2020 Dr. Matt Le Tissier's words on the situation. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 5, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2020 I had to see it, so now you do to  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 I work in a hospice and we’re having problems ordering hand sanitiser. Even the NHS supplier has run out and apparently there’s a 3-month waiting list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Apparently a South Korean brewery is donating some of its pure alcohol to be used in hand sanitiser production. If I was a PR exec for Corona I'd be suggesting they follow suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members quote the raven Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 I gave up yesterday, went to bookers and brought a huge pack of bog roll. When people are emptying shelves of tin tomato’s it’s probably time to throw the towel in.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 6, 2020 Author Share Posted March 6, 2020 Really, all the empty shelves show is how effective just-in-time ordering stock systems are usually.  Nobody has more stock than they need day to day. Unfortunately it means a run on a particular product creates empty shelves straight away. I really did want some hand sanitizer but that's clearly out of the question now. Me and the missus went through a period of watching a lot of zombie/post apocalypse movies and spotted how there's always some people who seem well prepared for such things - preppers, I think the term is.  So somewhat as a joke, we decided to institute our own apocalypse preparedness system.  We have a cupboard full of tinned and dry goods that we continually restock so we have a good 3 months worth of food in the house.  We also have a few decent medkits with bandages/antiseptic etc.  And we have decent supplies of gas canisters (for the BBQ) that we could use to cook. Who's laughing now motherfuckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Loki said: Really, all the empty shelves show is how effective just-in-time ordering stock systems are usually.  Nobody has more stock than they need day to day. Unfortunately it means a run on a particular product creates empty shelves straight away. I really did want some hand sanitizer but that's clearly out of the question now. Me and the missus went through a period of watching a lot of zombie/post apocalypse movies and spotted how there's always some people who seem well prepared for such things - preppers, I think the term is.  So somewhat as a joke, we decided to institute our own apocalypse preparedness system.  We have a cupboard full of tinned and dry goods that we continually restock so we have a good 3 months worth of food in the house.  We also have a few decent medkits with bandages/antiseptic etc.  And we have decent supplies of gas canisters (for the BBQ) that we could use to cook. Who's laughing now motherfuckers?  Edited March 6, 2020 by John Matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Loki said:  Who's laughing now motherfuckers? The rest of us who are now going to come round & rob you for your lentils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dead Mike said: The rest of us who are now going to come round & rob you for your lentils. He'll have made off with it all in the boot of his poarche well before that, leaving behind nothing but a few shitty fingerprints and a photo of Stalone signed by Carl Weathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 That sounds like the beginning of the most middle class zombie movie ever made.  “Head to Winchester, have a dinner party, and wait for the hullabaloo to blow over” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 'Has coronavirus killed off Manchester's Spice supply?' https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/coronavirus-killed-manchesters-spice-supply-17868719 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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