Guest Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 How much proof are employers generally needing when they say "if you're coming down with related symptoms please stay home"? Asking for a friend. Quote
Paid Members PJ Power Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 10, 2020 Schoolchildren in Wuhan under quarantine still get assigned homework via smartphone app, conspire to flood it with one star reviews to get it taken offline! https://mashable.com/article/wuhan-kids-app-coronavirus/?europe=true Quote
Keith Houchen Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 Wow! That Wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to fuck with. Quote
Factotum Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 Is the stockpiling of toilet roll based on how much wanking will increase when we're all working from home for a month? Quote
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 10, 2020 So oddly enough the current advice at work (a large insurance company) is to NOT work from home. Seem's the VPN infrastructure is straining under the weight of everyone choosing to stay at home and causing loads of network issues. So we've all got to come in the office unless we have good reason. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 10, 2020 11 minutes ago, Chilly McFreeze said: So oddly enough the current advice at work (a large insurance company) is to NOT work from home. Seem's the VPN infrastructure is straining under the weight of everyone choosing to stay at home and causing loads of network issues. So we've all got to come in the office unless we have good reason. A load of us at our office have been working from home today, its not something they allow or really want to let happen from what I can tell, to test how well the architecture can handle it should they need to get people working from home. The sensible thing I'd assume is get essential people on home office and every one else split the week or just be on call to do something if needed by the essential core of heads. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 10, 2020 50 minutes ago, Factotum said: Is the stockpiling of toilet roll based on how much wanking will increase when we're all working from home for a month? I buy mine in bulk from Amazon ? Quote
Factotum Posted March 10, 2020 Posted March 10, 2020 42 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: I buy mine in bulk from Amazon Two tabs open is all you need Quote
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 10, 2020 Any news on when we can start pissing without leaving the bath again? Quote
Loki Posted March 10, 2020 Author Posted March 10, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51827356 Quote Health minister and Conservative MP Nadine Dorries says she has tested positive for coronavirus. Rather cleverly, she's been in and out of Parliament all last week, and in No 10 cabinet meetings, whilst carrying the virus. Quote
Guest Posted March 11, 2020 Posted March 11, 2020 Anyone know if 55-year-old Johnson has any pre-existing health conditions? Wondering how hard I need to be crossing my fingers here. Quote
Paid Members PJ Power Posted March 11, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 11, 2020 56 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: Anyone know if 55-year-old Johnson has any pre-existing health conditions? Wondering how hard I need to be crossing my fingers here. Nymphomaniac Quote
Paid Members quote the raven Posted March 11, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Uncle Zeb said: Anyone know if 55-year-old Johnson has any pre-existing health conditions? Wondering how hard I need to be crossing my fingers here. A dying pm would do wonders for level of panic. Back on current events interest rates are now back to the lowest level 0.25 percent I wonder if vat will be cut later. Edited March 11, 2020 by quote the raven Quote
Paid Members BomberPat Posted March 11, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 11, 2020 Jersey's government guidelines were updated yesterday, after the first case confirmed locally. Our boss, in their infinite wisdom, decided to follow up on this with a mandatory all-staff meeting. Because no better way of preventing the spread of an infectious disease than cramming everyone in a single room. Quote
Guest Posted March 11, 2020 Posted March 11, 2020 14 minutes ago, quote the raven said: A dying pm would do wonders for level of panic. I'm sorry, I'm trying my best to picture a moving montage as Elton sings "Goodbye, England's rose," but I can't keep a straight face. Quote
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