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Nice story! You have definitely misunderstood how this works if you've posted it in this thread, which is pretty impressive considering you've been on this forum for a couple decades...

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3 hours ago, stewdogg said:

The Moana live action film is getting absolutely panned hence ‘things you know will be shit’ but this is a nice touch from The Rock renting out a cinema for an entire school. The kids must’ve been buzzing. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2jlj8r728o

I hear it was reviewing well enough, but tanking at the box office. The thing with the Rock was nice though, especially because he turned up unexpectedly as well. 

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36 minutes ago, Jazzy G said:

I hear it was reviewing well enough, but tanking at the box office. The thing with the Rock was nice though, especially because he turned up unexpectedly as well. 

According to g to Box Office Mojo, it’s taken around $95million worldwide for its opening weekend, $43million of which was domestic which is only slightly better than last years Snow White which was a complete disaster I. That it was poorly received by both critics and audiences.
It’s still yet to open in certain markets (Japan probably being the biggest yet to open) but it’s not a great number, but not a total disaster so far either. Against a $250million production budget plus another $100million+ for marketing, it might just break even by the end of the summer

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14 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Against a $250million production budget

Why the hell are movies so expensive to make these days? I saw the trailer for this and it looked cheap and shit.

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And yet it should be pointed out that Godzilla Minus One cost less than $10 million to make. Which seems impossible when you actually watch it.

Seeing almost all Disney's non-Pixar films absolutely tanking is extremely funny though and I encourage them to make more $250 to $300 million pieces of shite that nobody cares about.

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2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

According to g to Box Office Mojo, it’s taken around $95million worldwide for its opening weekend, $43million of which was domestic which is only slightly better than last years Snow White which was a complete disaster I. That it was poorly received by both critics and audiences.
It’s still yet to open in certain markets (Japan probably being the biggest yet to open) but it’s not a great number, but not a total disaster so far either. Against a $250million production budget plus another $100million+ for marketing, it might just break even by the end of the summer

I'd say that is being very optimistic, this needs something like $700-800 million worldwide to break even. Deadline have it tracking for a $100 to $125 million loss. 

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It was never going to do well, was it? It's a victim of;

1) you're remaking a film that only came out 10 years ago, so it feels too soon

2) the second film only came out a few years back so again, this feels too soon

3) regardless of how soon it is, nobody gives a shit about these awful live-action remakes anyway

and lastly, 4), people are sick to death of the Rocks one-note over-exposed schtick.

In regards to my last point, The Smashing Machine flopping is the worst thing that could have happened as it means The Rock will double-down on 'safe' projects like this until the day he dies. 

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When was the last time Dwayne was in anything that didn't bomb at the Box Office? Forgive me if I'm overlooking something obvious here, but just off the top of my head it feels like all his films tank these days.

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5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

When was the last time Dwayne was in anything that didn't bomb at the Box Office? Forgive me if I'm overlooking something obvious here, but just off the top of my head it feels like all his films tank these days.

Moana 2

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4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

When was the last time Dwayne was in anything that didn't bomb at the Box Office? Forgive me if I'm overlooking something obvious here, but just off the top of my head it feels like all his films tank these days.

If we're ignoring Moana 2, then maybe Jumanji 2? It'll be interesting to see how the 3rd one does.

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2 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said:

When was the last time Dwayne was in anything that didn't bomb at the Box Office? Forgive me if I'm overlooking something obvious here, but just off the top of my head it feels like all his films tank these days.

Moana 2 did well, but if you're talking live-action films where Rock is presented as the main star, I'd say you'd have to go back to 2018's Skyscraper. 

He's been in a couple films that have done well since (Jumanji being one) but it's quite telling that all of his successes come from ensemble films now whereas everything that is presented as a 'Dwayne Johnson Movie' does shite. 

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Totally off-topic but Moana caused some amusement in a lesson last week. Was doing an individual lesson with a cool lady and we get on very well, so there's never any awkwardness or that. We were reading a BBC article about the top 10 films to see this July and we get to Moana and she starts laughing incredulously telling me "this means something different to Italians". Amused, I asked what it means and she told me Moana was a famous Italian porn actress (I was sure to do some research afterwards to confirm). But yeah, that was funny. 

Italians have a tendency to change film titles so here it's called Oceania. 

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To be fair, Dwayne spent most of last year aiming for an Oscar with the Wallace-and-Gromit-sounding The Smashing Machine.

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2 hours ago, DavidB6937 said:

If we're ignoring Moana 2, then maybe Jumanji 2? It'll be interesting to see how the 3rd one does.

I thought there were already three of Rock's Jumanji films?

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