Things that you know will be shit

[Merzbow]

Pub closures are depressing as fuck but I got a slight chuckle out of the bootleg Peaky branded one in Brum town center getting the chop, absolutely awful place.

[Devon Malcolm]

7 minutes ago, Merzbow said:

Pub closures are depressing as fuck but I got a slight chuckle out of the bootleg Peaky branded one in Brum town center getting the chop, absolutely awful place.

There's one in Manchester, never seen anyone in.

[Dr. Alan Grant]

If I was in charge of the government, I’d ban Peaky Blinders pubs and lookalike competitions and replace them with Satriale’s pork stores and Tony Soprano lookalike gatherings. The world would be a better place. 

[TheBurningRed]

[deathrey]

Good God.

[Surf Digby]

"The Prat Pack".

That pretty much says it all.

[Devon Malcolm]

Let's chip in and buy @Astro Hollywood a ticket, he needs to be reviewing this.

[westlondonmist]

I've seen Prat Pack adverts on facebook. The replies, dear God. "Good old proper comedians", "this will upset the woke crowd", "I bet the venue cancels them". But it's actually a singing show. I don't actually mind Walsh as a tv show host but I don't want to see him sing, the other three I just don't really want to see. Surprised hey haven't released an album to buy for your aunt that you haven't seen in 20 years. 

[DavidB6937]

Proper comedians? I mean they're all the safest lot you could put together! Hardly Jim and Chubby is it.

[Onyx2]

6 minutes ago, westlondonmist said:

"Good old proper comedians", "this will upset the woke crowd", "I bet the venue cancels them"

I would imagine these are 4 of the safest pairs of hands you could corral outside of The Wiggles. Are they expecting a Chubby Brown routine?

EDIT: Jinx, Davey B.

Edited November 27, 2024 by Onyx2

[Carbomb]

There's always a goon or several in the comments of a Youtube clip of any old comedy clip you'd care to mention whining predictably about "you couldn't get away with that these days". Saw exactly that in a comment about Four Candles, for fuck's sake. 

[King Coconut]

I had vague memories of Conley blackfacing back in the day but can't find anything to corroborate it. 

[Mr_Danger]

He used to be pretty dangerous, Brian, back in the day. (Sorry if this offends any of you wokies)

[Scratch]

A reality TV series?! Good lord.

[westlondonmist]

1 hour ago, DavidB6937 said:

Proper comedians? I mean they're all the safest lot you could put together! Hardly Jim and Chubby is it.

Yeah that's what I was kind of getting at, these guys weren't really offensive or at least we're able to tone it down. Guys who were on celebrity squares (God I'm old) and pretty much family entertainment. Mind you Jim Davidson did Big Break and the Generation Game for years, so who knows?