Wideload90 Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 Will anything top those shitty nationwide adverts with the singing sisters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 30, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 30, 2019 Anyone who's still enough of a sucker to be watching adverts on tv in this day and age deserves to be tortured by how shit they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 30, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) Still wish I was in the Halifax marketing meeting when they decided that Rachel Jordache from Brookside was the right person to get Top Cat a mortgage for a bigger bin. Edited May 30, 2019 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 There's one for Bacofoil where the anthropomorphic foil says the kids won't like the fish fingers if they are broken. The minute the plate is in front of the kid he mindlessly smashes them to bits with a fork while grinning inanly and looking at someone opposite them. If that was my kid they'd get a clip around the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 “So we can watch sunrises together...” GET TO FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 I'll just leave this right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Gus Mears said: "Lads! Lads! Lads! AND EVERYBODY!" Fuck off and die. I never watched Inbetweeners. I get the feeling I don't need to. In fact, fuck betting ads in general, especially those shoehorned into games just before kickoff purely to make them seem important to kids watching, and kill 10 seconds of dead air. To paraphrase Bill Hicks let's please pass the hat and get Brian Blessed off these commercials. BONUS: And fuck Ray Winstahn as well. Cardboard ardnut. Edited May 30, 2019 by seph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 I've bee crying at this all day after finding it on a 90s binge. One of the worst commercials I've ever seen but it's been on loop and people have stopped talking to me when I send it to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Wideload90 said: Will anything top those shitty nationwide adverts with the singing sisters? I think the threats they got on social media put a stop to that. I haven’t seen them on an ad for long time now. I did see them on the news however promoting their tour. Which I can imagine was sell outs every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 30, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 30, 2019 6 hours ago, Ricc1PW said: How about the Nationwide advert about Mary and her 'man friend' jesus wept that was infuriatingly bad. That’s not even the worst we they ever did. Vicky Pollard trying to order chips and having what a Building Society is (not a bank, honest) was the pits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 31, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2019 17 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: Anyone who's still enough of a sucker to be watching adverts on tv in this day and age deserves to be tortured by how shit they are. Pretty much nailed it. I don't think I've seen any of the adverts being listed here, apart from the Strongbow one and that was because I clicked a bloody link to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 7 hours ago, Accident Prone said: Pretty much nailed it. I don't think I've seen any of the adverts being listed here, apart from the Strongbow one and that was because I clicked a bloody link to watch it. Some of us have it forced upon us by live sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 31, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 31, 2019 Those andrex ads with the annoying children. I'm as clean as a spoon in a circus. I can't stand it, and it sets a bad president that society considers such idiotic nonsense from children as not only tolerated but encouraged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHighlightReel Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 5/31/2019 at 7:34 PM, Tommy! said: Those andrex ads with the annoying children. I'm as clean as a spoon in a circus. I can't stand it, and it sets a bad president that society considers such idiotic nonsense from children as not only tolerated but encouraged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 5:33 PM, Chest Rockwell said: Anyone who's still enough of a sucker to be watching adverts on tv in this day and age deserves to be tortured by how shit they are. Aye, I don't watch traditional TV and haven't in years, but I'll still catch ads if I'm round at someone's house (grandparents etc) and be surprised at just how shite they are (the ads, though I could add the grandparents to that). I used desktop Internet recently without AdBlocker and you forget just how unusable the Internet is without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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