Paid Members John Matrix Posted June 3, 2019 Paid Members Posted June 3, 2019 Any fucking advert where songs are re-written for comedic affect. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted June 30, 2019 Paid Members Posted June 30, 2019 This just came on during the cricket. Quote
Undefeated Steak Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 There's a Fanta ad that says something like 'You've been deprived of your team 4-4-2 long' and it's so bad I doubt I'll drink it again. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Ladies and Gentlemen, the advert for Bravoloto * “How did you get in and why do you have a baseball bat?” - because it’s his house, the doors unlocked, and that’s at best a Rounders Bat * “I’ve just won a million pounds....Rebecca, will you go out with me?”, “yeah!” - well she doesn’t seem shallow at all * “How much are you selling this flat for?”- when did he say he was selling it? ”£500,000? I mean it’s worth half that”, ”£500,000 will do nicely” - Top negotiating skills there * “We’ll settle it with the solicitors tomorrow”, “yeah, ok”, “now get out of my house before I call the police” - he hasn’t sold you the fucking house yet, it’s still his Edited July 22, 2019 by WyattSheepMask Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 This absolute prick. The fact I have to see this everytime I go see a film actually wants me to cancel my Unlimited card. Prick Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 Too smug a prick to realise that £17.90 a month is a right rip-off Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 30 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said: Too smug a prick to realise that £17.90 a month is a right rip-off Well, only if you're watching less than £17.90 of films a month. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 Which leads to you going to see things you wouldn’t normally go see to justify paying said amount. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, WyattSheepMask said: Which leads to you going to see things you wouldn’t normally go see to justify paying said amount. I went to see 7 films this month, all of which I wanted to see. At £5 to £8 a ticket. Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said: Which leads to you going to see things you wouldn’t normally go see to justify paying said amount. If you're Michael Owen, sure. What a weird thing to say. It's fantastic value, but obviously only if you watch a good amount of movies. It's like suggesting a multi pack of Walkers ready salted crisps for a quid is shit value if you don't want six packs. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, PunkStep said: If you're Michael Owen, sure. What a weird thing to say. It's fantastic value, but obviously only if you watch a good amount of movies. WyattSheepMask's Chandler Bing in that episode where he wants to cancel his gym membership, isn't he. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 23, 2019 Paid Members Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said: Too smug a prick to realise that £17.90 a month is a right rip-off My local cinema is about £12 on average to see a film. I watched Lion King and Jaws there in the last 5 days, and Lion King was in 3D so would have been £14.99 to see it. I pay £12.99 a month for my Cineworld card through work and I have been to see 10 films since the middle of may. Probably another 15 or so before that. To see films, shock horror, I wanted to see. So if you don't like going to the Cinema often, yeah, it's a rip off. Or, if like me, you love to see films, then it's a bargain. Quote
CavemanLynn Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 The Cineworld card is a decent deal. I think you can combine it with Meerkat movies too, and it gets you discounts at some restaurants so it gets well used for date nights. But yeah, that dude is an insufferable prick. At least he's just a knobhead though, unlike the previous guy they had - I can't find a link, but it was the fuzzy faced, dead eyed blond twat with Thunderbird lips who couldn't say "Welcome to a world of infinite possibilities" without sounding like he was looking into a busy children's playground. Quote
TheToeSucker Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 My local cinema does a similar thing, and I love the cinema, so i'll go as much as I want, yeah of course you'd be a bit of a dosey prick if you bought it and never went to see any fucking films, but for people who love cinema, it's a bargain. Quote
Dazzer Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 If didn't have two kids who are too inconsiderate to be old enough to watch films I want to watch I'd get one too. I think it's great value two visits would normally get your money's worth. Quote
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