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Already covered but it's definitely the recorder. Anything else is wrong.

Prince Charles had it with mild symptoms. I wonder how much contact he had with the queen?

Along with everyone else I've spoken to (via text) my money's on a lockdown. Hell, if all the fast food places are closing what's the point in anything else?

What a pack of cunts.

Welsh and Scottish schools to close Friday... Won't be long until England follows suit. Announcement 'imminent' according to the beeb.

Without adding to the panic, it is better to be safe than sorry.

My children have temperatures and coughs. Guess who is self-isolating? Ergh.

Went to a well stocked Aldi this morning which was rammed with people not using the bastard packing shelf which meant my normal stress free shop became stressful. The wife tried justifying why she wants hand gel despite never normally buying it. Oh, and she disinfected the door handles in the house. I'm not saying that this whole thing isn't going to be serious but the overreaction is doing my head in. This whole thing is a marathon, not a sprint.

JBL Goldberg - Anything but the shit Megadeth version Steve Austin Triple H - The game

Lazy and predictable. I'm sick of the pointing at the sign to make a match. It was novel and memorable when it first started but now it's boring. Give me a decent feud and storyline to build to a climax at mania over the dull sign point. Smack down really is the pits... Doesn't mean I will stop watching though.

Star Wars Revenge of the Sith Robocop (The real one, not that shite reboot) Monty Python and the holy grail