Wideload90

But no pepperoni? Falls at the last hurdle. Has to be crispy pepperoni.

Well I haven't burned to death or succumbed to carbon monoxide poisoning. My smart meter (check me out) was off so I'm guessing it's a fault with electricity. Our landlord has kindly provided separate CO detectors too.

Fucking smoke detectors gone off several times and I can't find a fire. Landlord has put 4 upstairs and one downstairs. Every 6 months or so one of the bastards goes off at night/early morning and it's terrifying. They're mains powered with a battery and so I've located the noisy one and taken it off... It's quiet now but there's always the paranoid thought that it was going off for good reason. I hate this house.

The Star Wars prequel trilogy is bloody good and I will skin the haters.

Viz is a must for journeys. Nothing quite like laughing like a git whilst people give you funny looks. Reddit, Galaxy of heroes and this hive of scum and villainy help keep time condensed. I take a book then don't bother with it. Although factfulness is my current read and it's amazing.

From your fine self, that is a compliment.

Coca Cola's effort this year has taken a steaming shit over the previous incarnations of 'Holidays are coming' by using some random bellends who drop a sick beat over the top. Mrs Wideload tells me they're "RakSu" from one of Simon Cowbells shitshows. I'm never one to overhype Christmas but this has really dampened my spirit. Do not fix what isn't broken. (I'm not linking it in a teenage A-level attempt at starving the advert of oxygen. Fight the power people.)

ITV have dropped a real bollock with this immunity bullshit. James, Sair, Malique and Emily are far less entertaining than Noel. It's much better to have some controversy as opposed to this 'everybody getting along' tripe.

Chicken Madras, poppadoms (2+) onion bahjees, keema naan, Bombay potatoes. Washed down with cobra.

Billy GUNS amirite?! Seriously though, impressive. Even if he's enhanced by the roids.

Sweet Christ, my eyes!

I had burnt out the video of that episode and was surprised to hear it had been edited on the DVD.

Been told by my consultant that exercise will cure my ailments (stress mainly). I'm struggling to find time with work and a new addition to the family but know that I need to do something. At this stage I'm ruling out running (I regularly experience gout - yay for Tudor diets) and live near too many of my students... Cycling is a no go for my inability to ride properly. Any suggestions for exercises that can reduce stress whilst also being time efficient would be greatly appreciated.