Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 26, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 26, 2018 I was working the serving hatch in the kitchen at the football club yesterday morning when a parent told his kid "Stand back" and I immediately said to myself "...there's a Hurricane coming through". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 26, 2018 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted November 26, 2018 54 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: I was working the serving hatch in the kitchen at the football club yesterday morning when a parent told his kid "Stand back" and I immediately said to myself "...there's a Hurricane coming through". I see through this lie. You did no such thing. You heard "Stand back" and immediately went into this number And now you're not allowed to work the serving hatch anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Having bought croissants for a lovely Sunday breakfast from Waitrose, I was very surprised to see the Authors of Pain were involved in the creation of them:  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 My job has just helped me to discover that there is a Stephen Austin University. Even better, it's in Texas.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Statto Posted February 23, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2019 Went on holiday to Gran Canaria last week, and one of the Narnia movies was on Spanish TV. When Aslan rocked up & started talking the old Espanol, I commented "El Léon". My wife asked how I knew that was how to say "the lion" in Spanish, to which I replied with my first ever real life usage of the classic phrase "because TNA". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 When baby Pilchards drifts off to sleep when he isn't in his bed, I do the old raise the three arms spot to see if he is still responsive and if he isn't it is safe for me to pick him up and put him in his cot. He scared the shit out of me last week when he hulked up on three and gave me a big boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted February 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 2/3/2019 at 11:16 AM, Otto Dem Wanz said: Having bought croissants for a lovely Sunday breakfast from Waitrose, I was very surprised to see the Authors of Pain were involved in the creation of them:  Auteurs Du Pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted February 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2019 Yeah, the clue's in the name. Authors of Pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted March 4, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted March 4, 2019 Every time I see this advertised at work I get uncomfortable. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 8, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just walking to pick my daughter up from school. I get to the one busy road on the way, and I can see a van coming so I can't make it across without stopping at the pavement. As I pause at the side of the road, some music starts up in my head and I do the Lesnar jig of death. And I realise I do this fairly often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Just walking to pick my daughter up from school. I get to the one busy road on the way, and I can see a van coming so I can't make it across without stopping at the pavement. As I pause at the side of the road, some music starts up in my head and I do the Lesnar jig of death. And I realise I do this fairly often. guilty of this as well if I am out for a run* and I am stopped due to traffic *not been on a run in 8 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted March 8, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 2/25/2019 at 1:57 PM, BomberPat said: Yeah, the clue's in the name. Authors of Pain. Slight tangent, but it always got a chuckle from me that Sainsburys would sell a Pain Flute in the bread aisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, Onyx2 said: Just walking to pick my daughter up from school. I get to the one busy road on the way, and I can see a van coming so I can't make it across without stopping at the pavement. As I pause at the side of the road, some music starts up in my head and I do the Lesnar jig of death. And I realise I do this fairly often. Did it include the throwdown of your arms as the van passed and you stepped off the kerb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 8, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Grecian said: Did it include the throwdown of your arms as the van passed and you stepped off the kerb? I ripped the door off it and threw it at some children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL Punk Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 So, it goes over everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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