Otto Dem Wanz Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Just thought of another one for this; when I begin brushing my teeth I have a mental countdown from two minutes and when there's ten seconds of brushing left I start counting down like the crowd does at the Royal Rumble, finishing off with that buzzer noise when I hit zero. Edited August 10, 2015 by Otto Dem Wanz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
METAL ON METAL Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Two minutes to brush your teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/dentalhealth/Pages/Teethcleaningguide.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted August 10, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted August 10, 2015 I have a toothbrush that plays a 2 minute section of Lady Gaga while you brush, so you can time yourself. Â Technology's a wonderful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 (edited) Â Everytime I'm on the M62, I pass this Edited August 11, 2015 by WyattSheepMask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoKonjic Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/dentalhealth/Pages/Teethcleaningguide.aspx  "After brushing, spit out any excess toothpaste, but don't rinse your mouth with water or mouthwash"  I did not know this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 11, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted August 11, 2015 Two minutes to brush your teeth? Â Shut up and eat your soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big7thletter Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I cant pick up a chair anywhere in the world without saying "oh my god he's got a steel chair!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big7thletter Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 And the epic (if you were at Raw in the 02 in April 2012) "fish and chips" chant for CM punk after his promo with Chris Jericho. Takeaway nights always bring out this chant in me when someone asks what I want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I've just been to the supermarket to do the weekly shop - and I've just put the food away in the fridge. Our fridge has an alarm that goes off if you leave the door open for longer than ten seconds. Whilst unloading the food, I've just found myself breaking the count to stop the alarm going off. Great heel tactics whilst working over the babyface salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 When I'm ill, hungover or injured, I lay in bed pretending I'm a wrestler in the closing stages of an epic match. Heroically kicking out of invisible near falls and everything. I've done similar stuff to this, but pretending I'm in a submission (sometimes putting myself in some sort of leg hold) and crawling my way to the bottom rope (the stool the other side of the bed). Occasionally I tap out to mix it up a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted August 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2015 Someone else probably mentioned it but when I'm in the gym I do the "Brock hop" before my max lift of the day. Gets me right fired up for it and have seen a few others do it too. Weird. Â Also, whilst at work I've noticed that in response to questions I've started "woo-ing"Â instead of answering. Civil servants have no sense of humour... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 17, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) I've just been to the supermarket to do the weekly shop - and I've just put the food away in the fridge. Our fridge has an alarm that goes off if you leave the door open for longer than ten seconds. Whilst unloading the food, I've just found myself breaking the count to stop the alarm going off. Great heel tactics whilst working over the babyface salad. Should pretend-slam it shut with both hands like a villain interfering in a cage match when he shuts it on the blue-eye as he's about to get out. Edited August 17, 2015 by Carbomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big7thletter Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 I've just been to the supermarket to do the weekly shop - and I've just put the food away in the fridge. Our fridge has an alarm that goes off if you leave the door open for longer than ten seconds. Whilst unloading the food, I've just found myself breaking the count to stop the alarm going off. Great heel tactics whilst working over the babyface salad. Â I thought you were gonna say you wait for it to count 10 times and then do some sort of royal rumble / elimination chamber entrance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 This one happened last night, whilst walking my four year old daughter home from nursery. We're walking along a stony path, next to a field of cows: Â 'Daddy, what do cows say?' 'Moo!' What do sheep say?' 'Baa!' Daughter looks at the path and giggles. 'Daddy, what do rocks say?' 'IF YOU SMEELLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKING'. Â Had to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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