Ridiculous ways wrestling has worked itself into your everyday life

[Carbomb]

Just now, Wrasslin said:

Imagining a video of you throwing a basketball over your shoulder and missing etc.

Or throwing a towel behind your back and it ends up on the floor.

[NoUseforaUsername]

I mouth "Time to play The Game" with a super intense look on my face whenever I play HHH's theme music on my mp3 player.

I barrel down the street, arms akimbo, whenever I listen to Glass Shatters on my mp3 player.

I imagine myself as having a very muscular body whenever I listen to My Time is Now and I have a muscle fit jumper on.

My brother doesn't like wrestling but he does the double middle fingers and a half-assed stunner whenever we're play fighting.

 

[Keith Houchen]

11 hours ago, FailedPromoter said:

Or throwing darts and just hearing a scream as it goes horribly wrong.

Bad Arrows.

[UK Kat Von D]

I recently had to let one of my tattooists go, took all my energy not to do a Facebook post wishing her well in all her future endeavours.

Also been referring to myself in third person lately, dunno if that’s because wrestling or because I’m a dickhead. 

[CL Punk]

When counting the newspaper returns at in the evening, I will mimic Booker T if there are five copies of The Times by going "Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time WCW Champion!".

[FFTHEWINNER]

I always play a wrestler's music,or sing it,while i shower. been doing it for as long as i can remember being a fan. and the theme depends on my mood(for example,if i am angry or sad ,i will use Kane's theme)

[Lorne Malvo]

I shouted 'fucking hell ref, ring the bell!' when what I meant to say was 'blow the whistle' during the Wolves game just now.

[Jazzy G]

Is it the current cold snap that's been dubbed "The Beast From The East" or is there a zombie Bam Bam Bigelow on his way?

[Guest]

It'd be a stupid name for a cold snap, so it must be the latter. Although they both bring to mind "new jersey."

[HarmonicGenerator]

I’m doing a presentation at work on Friday afternoon, for which I will be using PowerPoint. It’s going to take a decent proportion of my willpower to resist introducing it in the style of Drew Gulak.

[Rosler28]

Whenever ypu go to B+Q and pick up a plank of wood you go HOOOOOOO USA USA

[HarmonicGenerator]

The person who now sits behind me in the office has the surname Shiel. When they are speaking to customers they spell it out using the phonetic alphabet. One day I'll interrupt with "Delta, SHIELD".

[King of Hamptons]

A women I work with had a dodgy knee, I suggested that she should get a knee brace.. "you know.. Just like Stone cold!" she didn't have a clue who I referring... I've nicked named her Austin now.. 

[Sonny Mustang]

Headed to cocoa beach Florida this weekend for a race. My first thought was obviously that we were headed to the home of rick the model Martel.

And my dog is named Austin...though she couldn’t be less suited to that monicker!

[Keith Houchen]

Is that because she doesn't bite women?