Ridiculous ways wrestling has worked itself into your everyday life

[CL Punk]

On 9/27/2023 at 4:37 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Got into a twitter argument with that racist bollocks who runs Depher, the plumbers who fit free boilers for vulnerable white people. 
 

Anyway, a few years ago he shared a golliwog pic on his Facebook and makes out he didn’t, and that someone posted it to his wall. He apologised for not deleting it but still makes out he wasn’t to blame. 
 

I was pointing out that he was lying and he kept replying with IVE APOLOGISED FIVE TIMES

FIVE TIMES!!!

FIVE TIMES!!!!!!

I was going to reply with “Calm down Booker T” but he deleted his tweets and blocked me. 
 

Needless to say, I had the last laugh

Tell me, he didn't just say that!

[Ronnie]

On 9/27/2023 at 5:17 PM, Carbomb said:

What does "cena" mean in Polish? I know in Latin it means "meal" or "dinner".

"Price" in the Slavic languages; "dinner" if you happen to pop by Italy.

[Tommy!]

NSFW but I'm sure there's an "on a pole" joke to be had.

 

 

Spoiler

 

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/philip-brooks-64584523

 

Punk has a new job.....kids cartoon animator and writer!

[The Gaffer]

I've been doing the swerve-when-I-drive in front of the bathroom mirror. It's immensely satisfying.  

[Loki]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/s/jGRCpAfXrq

We’re leaking again..

[Keith Houchen]

At PMQs today, Rishi Sunak wished employees of a company the best in their future endeavours. 

[garynysmon]

From now on booking a doctor’s appointment will be easy, easy, easy…

[HarmonicGenerator]

T.L. Russell could do with a name change. 

[CL Punk]

I was watching an old episode of The Mentalist and one of the officers ask the suspect "Do you know a kid by the name Daniel Bryan?" and my instant response was...

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

Whenever we get prescribed antibiotics in our family, we've started calling them 'Jons' (Jon Moxleycilin)

[Mr.Showtime]

I've started switching off lights around the house with the back of my hand, as if I'm Penta and it's a fan in the crowd. Haven't incorporated his little dance yet though.

[DavidB6937]

5 minutes ago, Mr.Showtime said:

I've started switching off lights around the house with the back of my hand, as if I'm Penta and it's a fan in the crowd. Haven't incorporated his little dance yet though.
 

But the dance is the most important part!

 

[Statto]

Not sure if this quite meets the definition of "ridiculous", but this was in the puzzle book the wife bought to take on our cabin trip this week:

 

[SuperBacon]

I wouldn't like to experience a BELL CLAP.