Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 30, 2025 Paid Members Posted September 30, 2025 Was able to finalise my status as a jobber. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted October 21, 2025 Members Posted October 21, 2025 Writing an email about bids and tenders, and had to use the phrase "the total package" several times. If someone replies I'm tempted to just say "I DON'T KNOW!" Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted December 16, 2025 Members Posted December 16, 2025 Just had a meeting with someone who was discussing 'training needs analysis' forms and then started referring to them after as TNAs. TNA! TNA! TNA! Quote
westlondonmist Posted December 21, 2025 Posted December 21, 2025 I did a "powerbomb" on my son in a swimming pool years ago. Now whenever he runs and jumps into a swimming pool he shouts Jacknife Powerbomb. The only wrestling I think he's seen (can't always control what he sees at his mates) is that awful main event movie. Quote
King Mal the Glorious Posted February 13 Posted February 13 I have the flat to myself tonight, which is very rare. Had a couple of beers, then decided to stick some music on and just have a bit of a dance about. All good until I realised I was just doing Mina Shirakawa's entrance moves, but with the grace of a 6'5, 38 year old white dude. Very glad it's only me here. Quote
BarryOVega Posted March 25 Posted March 25 I noticed the copper giving a statement about the Golders Green arson was called Luke Williams, could’ve added a bit of levity by doing the Bushwhacker arms thing Quote
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted April 29 Awards Moderator Posted April 29 (edited) I've noticed whenever I get a fresh dishcloth out of the cupboard I pinch it by the corners and hold it in front of me like I'm Cena coming to the ring. "TIME TO GO TO WORK DO THE POTS!" Edited April 29 by Onyx2 Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 29 Paid Members Posted April 29 1 hour ago, Onyx2 said: I've noticed whenever I get a fresh dishcloth out of the cupboard I pinch it by the corners and hold it in front of me like I'm Cena coming to the ring. "TIME TO GO TO WORK CLEAN THE DISHES!" I just throw it over my shoulder from behind my back and catch it, like Perfect does. Quote
Paid Members Supremo Posted April 30 Paid Members Posted April 30 Thought this was a UK tour of slagging off Bill Goldberg for a split second. Quote
thatvinylgeek Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I play darts for a club, and made myself this logo, just so when I make it to the PDC I can walk out to Cult of Personality, tap and stroke the floor and shout "It's doubling time!!" Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted May 6 Members Posted May 6 🎵 Look in my eyes, what do you see? One huuuuundreeeed and eeeiiiiiightyyyyyy 🎵 Quote
thatvinylgeek Posted May 6 Posted May 6 15 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: 🎵 Look in my eyes, what do you see? One huuuuundreeeed and eeeiiiiiightyyyyyy 🎵 Incredible...you've raised the game Quote
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