Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 32 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Have you heard Sports by Huey Lewis And The News? Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. Quote
CTXRussomark Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 1 hour ago, CleetusVanDamme said: Can I just ask for everyone to be more responsible this winter and say if you're going to offer a guest in your house a mince pie, please make clear before you bring it through that it's the shitty-ass fruit thing. I get burned every year and it's always upsetting. I can't fathom any situation where I'd be offered a mince pie in someones house and not think it's the shitty fruit version. Who's offering beef pies as a snack? Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 29 minutes ago, CTXRussomark said: Who's offering beef pies as a snack? Northerners Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted November 10, 2022 Awards Moderator Posted November 10, 2022 50 frozen mini sausage rolls for £1.50 IS Christmas. Cook them in one go then graze on them for days. Or one sitting. Add some pickled onions and you’ve basically got my 1980’s festive season when my Dad was on strike. Wouldn’t change it for the world. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 Festive Pie is coming back to McDonalds on the 23rd. Shove your Greggs Festive Slice up your ‘arris, this is when Christmas begins Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 Saw some Festive Fancies in Asda. A creditable runner-up to Fiendish Fancies, I always thought. Quote
Hugh Thesz Posted November 10, 2022 Posted November 10, 2022 I was really looking for the usual Greggs Christmas food until someone told about this cunt. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-42416724.amp Quote
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 2 hours ago, CTXRussomark said: I can't fathom any situation where I'd be offered a mince pie in someones house and not think it's the shitty fruit version. Who's offering beef pies as a snack? I'm an optimist. Also, this is Scotland, it could happen! Quote
Paid Members Nexus Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 7 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: I just hope the Co-Op bring back the cheese and ham croquettes, and M&S the cheeseburger spring rolls. They have. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, Nexus said: They have. Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted November 10, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 10, 2022 Lidl have their Christmas food range in, which is always better than any supermarket range this time of year. Scallops, smoked salmon with various flavours, nut roasts...it's the best. Quote
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 11, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 11, 2022 19 hours ago, CleetusVanDamme said: Can I just ask for everyone to be more responsible this winter and say if you're going to offer a guest in your house a mince pie, please make clear before you bring it through that it's the shitty-ass fruit thing. I get burned every year and it's always upsetting. I can only picture this as a Beano panel, you responding to the offer of mince pies by sitting down to the table, tablecloth shoved down your shirt as a makeshift bib, knife and fork held upright and mouth open with anticipation. Quote
Paid Members JLM Posted November 11, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 11, 2022 Cleetus Van Damme, Christmas 1990, barely containing his rage at the ambiguity of Christmas food language. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 11, 2022 Paid Members Posted November 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, scratchdj said: Lidl stolen bites are incredible. Do they taste better than ones you purchased legally? Quote
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