Jesus Fucking Christ

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

F1 75 and the launch event....Christ on a bike! Stick to what you're good at F1 and don't do parties like this as it  was unbelievably cringeworthy and just awful in places.

 

Not sure how I managed to sit through 2hrs of it. It would be vastly improved if the teams had built their cars and then they 'drafted' the drivers live so noone would know who was driving where. Or if not that, then just keep drivers secret and reveal them on the night. 

 

Ideally, just do your own launches at your own pace, like its always been.

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, Tim Healys Chutney Spoon said:

F1

That's all that's needed to fit this thread.

[Scratch]

First, a disclaimer: I often check The Daily Mail’s website. I do so, because my mum still buys it and I’ve become more and more aware over recent years of how often my mum starts a sentence with “apparently…” before going on to explain how something ridiculous is true. It’s obvious where it comes from, but I’ve decided to pre-empt it and come up with an immediate response when she next tells me the latest bit of bollocks.

Over the past couple of years, I’ve lost count how often many times they’ve led with something along the lines of “WW3 definitely happening”. The observant amongst you will likely notice that it hasn’t,  but that doesn’t stop my mum believing we’re virtually on the brink because the Daily Mail have decided they’ll get more clicks by insisting it is.

Anyway, with their favourite orange berk taking office again and wading in to something he clearly doesn’t understand, I was still somewhat stunned to see their headline today and therefore what I’ll probably hear about from my mum tonight. It’s fucking terrible, even for them.

 

Edited February 24, 2025 by Scratch

[Surf Digby]

I've watched Threads twice, and read When The Wind Blows. I reckon I'm pretty prepared for it.

[DavidB6937]

 

 

[JLM]

 

Yeah Peppa Pig totally lost the plot after Endgame. 

 

[Mr_Danger]

I hope Baby Pig is made from Beyond Meat to really stir shit up.

[Carbomb]

To be fair, there've been a few kids' franchises that introduced a new addition in attempt to spruce them up. Scooby Doo, Dennis the Menace (Beano), Godzilla, Buffy, to name a few. Not saying they worked every single time, but when something’s gone on long enough, I guess there's a toolbox of standard tactics the creators will go to.

[DavidB6937]

I mean it was more the fact she got interviewed on breakfast TV to announce it which was a bit mad.

[cobra_gordo]

Note: baby pig died on the way back to his home planet

[Merzbow]

So that's how they explain how Daddy Pig sold off the baby to the butcher?

[TheBurningRed]

Couldn’t find somewhere for this on On Topic (or able to link from Bluesky).

Did Scotty 2 Hotty show signs of being MAGA/an arsehole to be involved with this lot?

[WyattSheepMask]

8 hours ago, TheBurningRed said:

Couldn’t find somewhere for this on On Topic (or able to link from Bluesky).

Did Scotty 2 Hotty show signs of being MAGA/an arsehole to be involved with this lot?

If memory serves me correctly, he ended up on one of those Control Your Narrative shows after getting shit online for refusing to wrestle a woman (I can’t remember who the person in question was) because he didn’t want his daughter to see him being violent against a woman.

Or at least that was his explanation 

Edited March 29, 2025 by WyattSheepMask

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czr83v718ejo 

There literally isn't enough piss in the world for this. 

[Gus Mears]

I was sat outside of the Starbucks next to Tower Bridge earlier and enjoying an iced coffee when some middle-aged bloke burst out the door, whipped his cock out and proceeded to take a massive steaming piss in one of the planters. The toilet queue inside contained two people. He went back inside as if nothing had happened and I went home, my coffee experience ruined by this lunatic.