Jesus Fucking Christ

[Statto]

Considering it came out of the mouth of a roughly 18 year old lad in Primark (in Norwich) I maybe shouldn't be surprised, but:

"Man City? Nah, I don't support then anymore - I went back to Liverpool."

might be one of the worst things I've ever heard spoken.

[CleetusVanDamme]

2 hours ago, Statto said:

Considering it came out of the mouth of a roughly 18 year old lad in Primark (in Norwich) I maybe shouldn't be surprised, but:

"Man City? Nah, I don't support then anymore - I went back to Liverpool."

might be one of the worst things I've ever heard spoken.

There was once a Arabic man with an amazing Twitter gimmick, he'd draw great heat switching between Real/Barca/Liverpool/United. He rightfully dubbed himself "The Superfan". He had a list of "Honors won as a fan" on his bio that was mind-blowing, the highlight being the run of SIX Champions League titles in a row! I don't think we'll ever see someone match the Superfan's numbers again, a once in a lifetime supporter, but for a teenager to be on eight PL titles in a row is undeniably impressive. 

Edited July 20, 2025 by CleetusVanDamme

[Chili]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...

I'm 38 today. They really do all meld into one until 40 I guess. Then at least I'll get all those 'life begins' lines.

It's been an ok day. I've spent it trying to understand the conjugation of french verbs. You gotta live a little.

[gmoney]

Joyeux anniversaire!

[Carbomb]

Many happy returns, Chili - enjoy your birthday week, to offset the horror at the encroachment of time.

[ReturnOfTheMack]

Oh man, happy birthday! Hope its been a good one

[BigJag]

The apathy in general society for what is happening in Gaza is astounding. I'm speaking on my experience. I'm not sure how it is for people around the country.

There's plenty of outrage online. We can't expect that same level of outrage in public life.

Our political leaders do seem to be receiving roastings for their abject failures on Gaza. Unfortunately they do not care and are hell bent on proceeding with a strategy that only benefits one side. The UK government is brazenly doing as much as it can to suppress protest. Aided by media. We really are governed by a bunch of cunts.

 

https://youtu.be/w8HdOHrc3OQ?si=3F3OFcF8QUeDIJew

Edited July 25, 2025 by BigJag

[Carbomb]

Just found out that Sydney Sweeney has been registered as a Republican since 2024.

[TheBurningRed]

She can be forgiven. 

[deathrey]

No she can't. She and her eugenics ads can go jump

Edited August 5, 2025 by deathrey

[davertfnewman]

Jump up, as American Eagle stock is going that way.

[Sergio Mendacious]

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

Just found out that Sydney Sweeney has been registered as a Republican since 2024.

I can change her.

[deathrey]

1 hour ago, davertfnewman said:

Jump up, as American Eagle stock is going that way.

A thousand flies....

[hallicks]

Youngest chipped one of their adult front tooth running along and then falling on the pavement this morning. Can’t get a dentist til tomorrow morning. First full day of our holiday today. Just, fuck.

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

Don't ever get pancreatitis or gallstones....Jesus Christ the pain is unbearable! 5 days in hospital, longest I've ever been in, and got to go back soon to have my gallbladder out. 

The pain was so bad driving homr from our day out last week the wife thought I was having a heart attack! We'd see a 'Paramedic Associate' that morning who said she wasn't concerned by the pain I was in and was probably just a gastro infection.....I was in A&E via ambulance that evening! 

Great summer holidays this has turned out to be!

Edited August 8, 2025 by Tim Healys Chutney Spoon