Jesus Fucking Christ

[Guest]

37 minutes ago, Gus Mears said:

I was sat outside of the Starbucks next to Tower Bridge earlier and enjoying an iced coffee when some middle-aged bloke burst out the door, whipped his cock out and proceeded to take a massive steaming piss in one of the planters. The toilet queue inside contained two people. He went back inside as if nothing had happened and I went home, my coffee experience ruined by this lunatic.

Alright, which one of you was it?

[Chest Rockwell]

Let's narrow it down; were the facing away from or towards the planter when they did it?

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

54 minutes ago, Duke said:

Alright, which one of you was it?

I think whipped is beyond me. 

[SuperBacon]

1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Let's narrow it down; were the facing away from or towards the planter when they did it?

Steve MustPiss

[Gus Mears]

3 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Let's narrow it down; were the facing away from or towards the planter when they did it?

So, I returned to the scene of the crime just now. Looking for answers, looking for closure. The stench of piss was gone, but the horror remains.

Anyway, it was roughly at this angle. Size is for dramatic effect.

[SuperBacon]

Staying in an airbnb with the most middle class thing ever on the wall. 

Maybe KFogg wrote it?

[johnnyboy]

10 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

Staying in an airbnb with the most middle class thing ever on the wall. 

I'm assuming the coke shelf is underneath out of shot.

[BomberPat]

"Educate your fucking client" might be the worst sentence I've ever read.

[The Gaffer]

The wall of somebody who expects refunding an item online to be an 'experience'. 

[SuperBacon]

To be honest, feel slightly bad as she was absolutely lovely to me and my 12yo, her flat was unbelievably beautiful, but that was just so cringe.

Even 12yo read it and just went ".......alright then, thats...something"

[DavidB6937]

I fucking hope you've fucking left some fucking appropriate fucking feedback on her fucking profile.

[tiger_rick]

"Use fucking spell check" is good advice, mind. Maybe Tipp-ex over the rest.

Edited May 27, 2025 by tiger_rick

[WyattSheepMask]

Definitely someone who invites you round for “drinkypoos” at “wine o’clock”

[seph]

On 5/24/2025 at 10:33 PM, SuperBacon said:

Staying in an airbnb with the most middle class thing ever on the wall. 

Maybe KFogg wrote it?

It's proof that Peter Capaldi hit his head once and briefly believed he actually was Malcolm Tucker.

[Gus Mears]

At a weekend in Wales with a bunch of people I would have once considered friends. Last four songs on the shared playlist have been Tribute by Tenacious D, Dancing in the Fucking Moonlight, Californication and White Flag by Dildo.