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2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

I don’t know why I’m even surprised that he’s done this

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What a cunt

Obviously a fucking unhinged thing to write, but doubly so when you consider Michele was the photographer who took the portrait photo of Trump that was used on the front cover of his The Art of the Deal book.

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11 minutes ago, SaitoRyo said:

Obviously a fucking unhinged thing to write, but doubly so when you consider Michele was the photographer who took the portrait photo of Trump that was used on the front cover of his The Art of the Deal book.

I doubt he even remembers her being the person that did that. You could tell him it was Pickles The Dog and he’d believe you

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We were having a couple of post-Christmas Party drinks in Manchester the other night. Found a cracking little boozer near Oxford Road - an old converted public toilet - which had the right amount of people in it for this time of year (very few). Good jukebox, good ale and near to the hotel.

Whilst gabbing away and minding our own business, I kept sensing the girl on the next table looking at me and nudging her mates to clock me. Ignored them at first but after a couple of minutes I could tell they were still looking at me and smirking. I pulled them and ask if something was the matter; maybe I had food down my top or glitter on me or something.

Nope, it was another ‘sorry, but you just really look that that fella off the TV’.

Assumed it was going to be another sodding Danny Dyer reference or at worst, a fat, bearded Tim Henman.

Nope. Geoff from Byker Grove.

Dead soon.

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Told my wife I’d packed the vaping in, which of course I haven’t because I’m a dickhead. Leaving the City Ground last night, she sent me the below picture as she watched at home with her dad.

As Matt Sels is being interviewed for the telly, she’s spotted me under the letter T, and under a fucking spotlight nonetheless, puffing away as I’m exiting the Trent End. 
 

Fucking Sky.

 

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I agree, it’s fucking horrible, and I am aware of how much of a twat I look with one. They are however, the only thing stopping me from smoking 20 Marlboro a day.

The stadium point too is indefensible. I never do it, and I absolutely look down on those who do. My only excuse is that I was boozing from 2pm-ish, so I was at that stage by full-time where the menthol vapes are like crack. The video footage also has me stumbling down the stairs, when I told her just hours earlier that I’d take it easy on the pop.

Rank behaviour all around tbh.

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On 12/19/2025 at 5:33 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

We were having a couple of post-Christmas Party drinks in Manchester the other night. Found a cracking little boozer near Oxford Road - an old converted public toilet - which had the right amount of people in it for this time of year (very few). Good jukebox, good ale and near to the hotel.

Whilst gabbing away and minding our own business, I kept sensing the girl on the next table looking at me and nudging her mates to clock me. Ignored them at first but after a couple of minutes I could tell they were still looking at me and smirking. I pulled them and ask if something was the matter; maybe I had food down my top or glitter on me or something.

Nope, it was another ‘sorry, but you just really look that that fella off the TV’.

Assumed it was going to be another sodding Danny Dyer reference or at worst, a fat, bearded Tim Henman.

Nope. Geoff from Byker Grove.

Dead soon.

Temple of Convenience. It's a nice little place. Real hidden gem.

I also have been known to sport the "Geoff Keegan" look. 

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This latest iOS update has done me over. The overall update is crap but I can deal with it. The most first world problem that means nothing. People are dying and starving.

BUT.

My Brookside GIFs no longer work.

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Raging.

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