Jesus Fucking Christ

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Hopefully it might go down a bit now the oil price has fallen back to around $90 a barrel. 

[ReturnOfTheMack]

Hope so. Mind? In fairness my wife did get a call from her dad last night when he was in the pub, offering to pay for us some oil. 😆 

[wordsfromlee]

They were talking about the huge price rise of heating oil on the radio this morning. Theres no price cap on it, unlike gas and electricity, hence why the price was able rocket so much recently.

[hallicks]

Just had to leave my seat mid-commute. This one person:

- did an incredibly stinky shit in the carriage toilet

- then proceeded to sit diagonally behind me eating noisily for about 15 minutes, and continued smacking their lips incessantly afterwards

- had the click sound active on their phone screen tapping

Edited March 13 by hallicks

[deathrey]

Surely the click noise only exists to annoy people? And for old people

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

Sitting in hospital waiting room and the number of people who seem incapable of a phone call...but can manage a video call with their phone turned horizontally and on full volume explaining all their supposed ailments.

 

Mate, if youve got all that going on genuinely you'd have been seen a LOT quicker than you have been. You ain't dying you cretin, you've got a hangover!

Edited March 15 by Tim Healys Chutney Spoon

[JLM]

The reaper sits in the hospital waiting room, furious with the absolute time wasters he finds there. 

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, JLM said:

The reaper sits in the hospital waiting room, furious with the absolute time wasters he finds there. 

"Come on, times up Grandad. Get a move on"

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

45 minutes ago, JLM said:

The reaper sits in the hospital waiting room, furious with the absolute time wasters he finds there. 

Hardly. 

Don't mind people being here but with the list of ailments this chap said he had going on, he'd have had about 5 obituaries written about him already! 

 

Meanwhile theres people vomiting blood on a regular basis, others being hooked up to IV drips and my wife who seems to be having a MS attack, even though they wont say as much...

 

Mind you, can always rely on this place to give its usual level of humour and sarcasm. Cheers

Edited March 15 by Tim Healys Chutney Spoon

[davertfnewman]

I split my head open when I was eleven and had to sit in the waiting room on a Saturday night when the real life Paul Calf walked in with a massive lump on his head like a golf ball. Brought his pizza with him and his girlfriend, alleging he'd been assaulted because a guy who thought he was cheating with his missus. Not exactly a charmer, the girlfriend ditched him and walked off. He tried pursuing her but stopped once he got outside and puked in a perfect circle that everyone had to walk around by the exit.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Even the traffic is having a pop at me this morning. 

[Frankie Crisp]

I’ve tried loads of ways to get out of it, but I’ve got to present some software at a stand in the ExCel in London for the next two days.

To 2,000+ recruitment consultants.

It’s going to be like I accidentally went on LinkedIn and some berk dragged me into it like that A-ha video and I can’t escape until Thursday.

Someone do us a bomb threat.

[SuperBacon]

It's quite telling that Bonnie Blue left recruitment to go into a less embarrassing line of work.

Any sort of exhibition is hell, I absolutely hate doing them for work. 

[Carbomb]

 

 

[Carbomb]

Goddammit. This makes me so angry. You just know the slimy tendrils of scum like the Heritage Foundation are most likely behind this and other bastardry.