Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 13 Author Awards Moderator Posted April 13 On 3/26/2026 at 11:12 AM, Frankie Crisp said: Sometimes I wish I couldn’t read. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 13 Members Posted April 13 14 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: I knew it all along. You sold that census data didn't you? Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted April 13 Paid Members Posted April 13 39 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: To Mab! Ah, so you only sold the side-on data? Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted April 21 Paid Members Posted April 21 I've just renewed my car insurance. The best quote was from SAGA Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 21 Members Posted April 21 5 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: I've just renewed my car insurance. The best quote was from SAGA On the note of us all getting old, I saw a TV advert this morning about funeral care where this lad goes "Well we're all gonna die soon aren't we?" (slightly paraphrasing) but I thought it was a bit on the nose. I can't bloody find it. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 22 Members Posted April 22 Matt Le Tissier has been arguing with Grok. https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/22/matt-le-tissier-hits-new-low-bizarre-late-night-conspiracy-row-grok-28073766/ What an absolute tool. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted April 22 Posted April 22 Which lead to some top shithousery from Domino’s social media My mate sent the initial thing to me earlier today and then he just kept going, getting into a full blown argument with it. He’s a fucking idiot Quote
Paid Members FLips Posted April 23 Paid Members Posted April 23 Had to call a customer for work yesterday and got the iPhone “state your name and reason for calling” thing, but then a sound like they answered the phone. I went “Hello?” and after a pause it went “Thanks, we’ll try and connect you now”. I just hung up out of embarrassment. Quote
westlondonmist Posted May 2 Posted May 2 Happened a few weeks ago and not really sure where to put it. My son, who's in year 2, told me that his friend's tooth came out in class. He told the teacher he'd lost it and the teacher had the whole class look for it. Turned out he'd put it in his ear for safe keeping and forgot. I thought my son was taking the piss until the kid's mum confirmed that they had to go to hospital to get it removed. Quote
Shirtie Posted May 5 Posted May 5 On 4/22/2026 at 7:48 PM, SuperBacon said: Matt Le Tissier has been arguing with Grok. https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/22/matt-le-tissier-hits-new-low-bizarre-late-night-conspiracy-row-grok-28073766/ What an absolute tool. I work with a guy just like this.... He also thinks that the Titanic didn't hit a Iceberg it was a Bomb.... Quote
westlondonmist Posted May 5 Posted May 5 Waa Just in A&E, one patient threatened to kill the nurse's kids and eat them. Same person refused to leave A&E because the guy opposite said he'd murder him as soon as they went outside. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted May 5 Members Posted May 5 42 minutes ago, westlondonmist said: Waa Just in A&E, one patient threatened to kill the nurse's kids and eat them. Same person refused to leave A&E because the guy opposite said he'd murder him as soon as they went outside. Blimey! Everything ok brother? Quote
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