davertfnewman Posted June 5 Posted June 5 He was so fucked up he was apparently snorting ants. No wonder neurologically he was shaking like a shitting dog. Quote
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted June 28 Posted June 28 I know its been discussed before, but we've gone to see The Lion King in London. Good price tickets and that... Wish I'd known we'd need a loan for food and drink here! £5:50 for a small tub of ice cream, £4:50 for a small tub of Pringles and £5 for a bottle of drink...rising to £10:75 for a Madri or £9 for a cider! They can fuck right off paying that! Quote
Just Some Guy Posted July 16 Posted July 16 Toni Collette has been cast as Miss Marple. You know you're an old bastard when Miss Marple is a year older than you. Bollocks! Quote
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted July 16 Paid Members Posted July 16 46 minutes ago, Just Some Guy said: Toni Collette has been cast as Miss Marple. You know you're an old bastard when Miss Marple is a year older than you. Bollocks! She's still 20 years younger than @Lion_of_the_Midlands Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted July 16 Paid Members Posted July 16 43 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: She's still 20 years younger than @Lion_of_the_Midlands Cheeky bastard!! To be fair Toni Collette is the same age as me but 20 years younger than how my knees feel. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted July 16 Members Posted July 16 The age barometer thing for me has always been Partridge and I'm now older than he was in Knowing Me, Knowing You which is really depressing. Quote
wordsfromlee Posted July 16 Posted July 16 It still makes me want to cry knowing that Homer Simpson is supposed to be 36. Quote
Paid Members Statto Posted July 16 Paid Members Posted July 16 You have to think they'd adjust that if it were starting now. 36 was way older in 1987 than it is now. The fact I'm older now than Hogan was when the nWo formed terrifies me. Quote
Paid Members Wretch Posted July 16 Paid Members Posted July 16 6 hours ago, wordsfromlee said: It still makes me want to cry knowing that Homer Simpson is supposed to be 36. And portrayed as a morbidly obese glutton having suffered a triple heart bypass. His official weight is 16st. As a fat cunt myself, that terrifies me that I’m now heavier than him. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted July 17 Posted July 17 On 7/16/2026 at 3:03 PM, SuperBacon said: The age barometer thing for me has always been Partridge and I'm now older than he was in Knowing Me, Knowing You which is really depressing. This svelt 51 year old will always be my barometer. Quote
Paid Members Wretch Posted July 18 Paid Members Posted July 18 (edited) Went to the Forest v Notts County friendly earlier. Lovely day out watching the lads have a kick about, then a drink or two in town with my wife before heading home. I noticed Forest vlogger (and all around arsehole) Mr. Dore two rows in front of me filming, so decided to check out the footage when I got home. The rotten cunt has done me dirty. I know I’m in a losing battle with the hairline, but JFC I didn’t think it was that bad. Edited July 18 by Wretch Quote
Thefatduck Posted July 20 Posted July 20 (edited) It’s got to go brother. 🤣 Edited July 20 by Thefatduck Quote
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