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On 8/4/2026 at 10:35 AM, Wretch said:

Watching a bit of Glen Hansard's funeral, and Bono has just been up to say a few words. I say a few words, when in fact not only did he recite lines from his own song 'Beautiful Day' as if was some other worldly wisdom, but he got the Edge up as well to try and get the congregation to sing along. I'm sure the clips will be up on Insta and the like in a bit. 

Not sure JFC even comes close to describing it. Phenomenal stuff. 

Edit: and here it is!

 

Can't fool me, that's Old Mother Riley

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Can't remember whether I mentioned this one from the other week.

Vicky got taken into hospital by ambulance about a month ago because she suddenly just lost all the strength in her legs. I waited at hers while I sorted the dogs out and for a friend to come and look after them until her mum could pick them up, then I umped in an Uber up there and went to find her. I walked into what used to be A&E, and was queuing to ask where she was at the reception desk.

Just as I was about to step forward and say to the receptionist "My girlfriend was brought up here about an hour ago, do you have any idea where she is?" I spotted from the corner of my eye a sign saying "Welcome to the Paediatric A&E dept".

I breathed a huge sigh of relief at the police interview I'd just avoided and eventually found Vicky on a trolley in a corridor.

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On the monthly Amazon music wrap up or wherever it's called I have the usual suspects, 8 thousand minutes of Sparks, 700 minutes of MCR (my son) the Wildhearts, Charli XCX and .... 151 minutes of Lou Bega! I'm in the top 5% of Lou Bega listeners! I can't recall listening to Mambo in the last fifteen years let alone 50 bloody times! That's messed up my algorithms hasn't it! I'll ask for music I like and goodness only knows what will come up. JFC Indeed!

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My son isn't in MCR, he listens to them. I didn't actually edit anything on the body of text I just added this footnote
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151 minutes is about 50 listens of Mambo Number 5? Three times every two days or so. You must really like it. 

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My youngest son is obsessed with Scatman John at the moments (thank you to my sister). I hate to think what that's going to do to my Spotify algorithm. Never did I think that in 2026 I would be listening to Scatman John on repeat.

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My wife was working the local Pride event today, and I said Id drop her off and pick her back up. As I was waiting to get her I was sat in the car, window down, enjoying some music from my playlist.

Ive never moved as quickly when it started playing Ass Boys, by Two Minutes To Late Night. Easy way to have looked like I was being a knobhead.

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1 hour ago, deathrey said:

My youngest son is obsessed with Scatman John at the moments (thank you to my sister). I hate to think what that's going to do to my Spotify algorithm. Never did I think that in 2026 I would be listening to Scatman John on repeat.

I watched a performance of that song from Norwegian TV the other day. It was like he'd turned up on Jazz Club. Nice. Some great guitar and piano solos. 

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3 hours ago, Harry Wiseau said:

On the monthly Amazon music wrap up or wherever it's called I have the usual suspects, 8 thousand minutes of Sparks, 700 minutes of MCR (my son) the Wildhearts, Charli XCX and .... 151 minutes of Lou Bega! I'm in the top 5% of Lou Bega listeners! I can't recall listening to Mambo in the last fifteen years let alone 50 bloody times! That's messed up my algorithms hasn't it! I'll ask for music I like and goodness only knows what will come up. JFC Indeed!

If anything, that's quite a lot of Monica, Erica and the others. 

1 hour ago, deathrey said:

My youngest son is obsessed with Scatman John at the moments (thank you to my sister). I hate to think what that's going to do to my Spotify algorithm. Never did I think that in 2026 I would be listening to Scatman John on repeat.

Have you seen the One Hit Wonderland about him? It's oddly wonderful and took him from being annoying to kind of amazing for me. 

https://youtu.be/u9rUy0lvWxE?is=FArJvycrratxesVi

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22 minutes ago, Chris B said:

If anything, that's quite a lot of Monica, Erica and the others. 

The Radio 4 quiz Your Number's Up (one for the Getting Old and/or Dull Men threads there) posited the other week how much Lou Bega would have to spend on second class stamps if he were to send each of the women he mentions in that song a postcard from the UK. In 2026 prices. So that *could* be a very flimsy pretext for listening to the track on repeat.

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On 3/24/2026 at 10:50 AM, Lorne Malvo said:

I've had Lloyds sending me letters for the past two years saying 'we are still looking into your complaint, apologies about the delay and once we come to a decision we will let you know.' 

I've never put a complaint in against them and have told them this about 4 or 5 times. I've just given up now.

Who knows, it may lead to me getting a payout from them. Which, when they realise they've made a cock-up, they will no doubt be looking to reclaim at a much quicker rate than they paid it out. 

Just had an update on this. Lloyds are going to refund me £400 to satisfy the complaint, but they will also be closing my overdraft facility on the 31st August. Which, considering my overdraft is considerably more than £400 and I'm constantly on the arse end of it, is a bit like giving me a walking stick then chopping both my legs off.

I'd better get on the blower after work and tell them about their case of mistaken identity.

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Read a couple of articles about Jason Arday’s death and let my eyes wander to the comments. I’m usually so good about avoiding them too. Have to remind myself that most of them are either bots or idiots, but still, fucking miserable to read. 

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2 minutes ago, JLM said:

Read a couple of articles about Jason Arday’s death and let my eyes wander to the comments. I’m usually so good about avoiding them too. Have to remind myself that most of them are either bots or barely literate idiots, but still, fucking miserable to read. 

Man, I hear that. The past few weeks, I have been desperately trying to limit my consumption of social media to just here. People are just getting worse.

I try not to break the Golden Rule ("NEVER read the comments"), but somehow they drag me in and I find myself grinding my teeth constantly.

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