Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 23 Paid Members Posted July 23 28 minutes ago, King Coconut said: Estate agents have always spurted the thinnest of shits out of their mouths though. "Ding-dong, plenty of space in the yarden for a narrow water feature if you don't mind getting wet." "Yah. Yah. Yayayayayayah. Space in the yardaroonie for you, memsahib." Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 23 Paid Members Posted July 23 I went along with a friend to look at a place she was considering renting, a lovely one bedroom. Got there and it was like a pisstake, absolute dripping pipes sleep with your head in the bedroom and feet in the bathroom sized place. I lit into the agent, a proper thick as shit bogman, asking why the photos were just total bollocks. He didn't even say "I think maybe the wrong photos are up, but what do you think, lovely right?" He said "ah well, maybe they were after renovating." Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted July 23 Author Awards Moderator Posted July 23 1 hour ago, Sergio Mendacious said: I went along with a friend to look at a place she was considering renting, a lovely one bedroom. Got there and it was like a pisstake, absolute dripping pipes sleep with your head in the bedroom and feet in the bathroom sized place. I lit into the agent, a proper thick as shit bogman, asking why the photos were just total bollocks. He didn't even say "I think maybe the wrong photos are up, but what do you think, lovely right?" He said "ah well, maybe they were after renovating." Good job they don’t have guns over there. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 23 Paid Members Posted July 23 31 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Good job they don’t have guns over there. This was Kentish Town (years ago), they've definitely got guns there. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 27 Paid Members Posted July 27 $1200 for a new HVAC fan assembly, guess we're headed for a few hot, hot nights. Was $3000 a couple of years ago for a new compressor, at this rate we'll be living in a bin cooled by Trigger's air conditioner. Quote
DavidB6937 Posted July 28 Posted July 28 Just saw a show where Michael Portillo was dancing to KPop. I feel really quite disturbed. Quote
Paid Members seph Posted July 29 Paid Members Posted July 29 21 hours ago, DavidB6937 said: Just saw a show where Michael Portillo was dancing to KPop. I feel really quite disturbed. His latter career run is performative down-ness without getting how the people involved actually tick. Even if his railway series is a pleasant watch. Quote
Paid Members Wretch Posted August 2 Paid Members Posted August 2 On 7/18/2026 at 8:29 PM, Wretch said: Went to the Forest v Notts County friendly earlier. Lovely day out watching the lads have a kick about, then a drink or two in town with my wife before heading home. I noticed Forest vlogger (and all around arsehole) Mr. Dore two rows in front of me filming, so decided to check out the footage when I got home. The rotten cunt has done me dirty. I know I’m in a losing battle with the hairline, but JFC I didn’t think it was that bad. An older picture this (early May), but it’s only been brought to my attention. I give you exhibit two. I had what little was left chopped off Friday morning. Quote
Tamura Posted August 2 Posted August 2 (edited) For context I'd probably class myself as high-functioning in some aspects. I struggle with things like meeting new people, but during my long war with the DWP easily managed to rattle off a nineteen page long point-by-point demolition of their last, unsuccessful attempt to stop my employment and support allowance. Went along to this drop-in centre recommended as a result of my current mental health crisis. Filled in the form, then without even bothering to ask anything about me the woman proceeds to suggest activities such as helping with a jigsaw or, worse still, colouring pencils. I made my excuses and left. Edited August 4 by Tamura Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted August 2 Paid Members Posted August 2 My 15 year old niece has been struggling with school the past year and is being assesed for autism. She had an appointment with the doctors about her issues and the doctor suggested to her mum "Has she considered going to down the pub and having a drink?". When my sister reminded her of her age, the doctor just shrugged. I know people in this country suggest going to the pub and chatting to your mates, but I don't think this will help in this case. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted August 2 Members Posted August 2 Amazing at just how much of a nation of pissheads we are, isn't it? Quote
deathrey Posted August 2 Posted August 2 Fucking hell. How the hell did that person become a doctor?! Quote
DavidB6937 Posted August 3 Posted August 3 9 hours ago, deathrey said: Fucking hell. How the hell did that person become a doctor?! He went down the pub with his mates and had a drink. Quote
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted August 4 Paid Members Posted August 4 @DavidB6937 I just went to put my hand over my face in some disbelief at how stupid that person is and proceeded to not realise my phone was in said hand and I've just dropped it across my nose. It's 6 hours into the day and that's both the stupidest thing I may see today and the stupidest thing I'll do all week. Quote
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