Members SuperBacon Posted February 17, 2022 Members Posted February 17, 2022 21 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Don’t worry, I’m not trying to exist solely on fry-ups, but I went to an Italian café today and in amongst the menu options I saw the ‘Full Italian’. I had to. My Mum wondered why I opted against the plethora of authentic, gorgeous-looking dishes I could have had, but I’m committed to this thread. Fuck you, Roberto Baggio. I showed this to the really fit Venezuelan at work and she said "Yes, what is the fucking problem?" so this gets her seal of approval @Frankie Crisp Quote
Mr_Danger Posted February 17, 2022 Posted February 17, 2022 Bacon: Hello sexy lady, what do you think of this authentic Italian breakfast my webfriend shared on our internet wrestling forum? Really fit Venezuelan: Yes, what is the fucking problem? Quote
King Coconut Posted February 17, 2022 Posted February 17, 2022 40 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I showed this to the really fit Venezuelan at work and she said "Yes, what is the fucking problem?" so this gets her seal of approval @Frankie Crisp Didn't you think to explain to her what the fucking problem is? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 17, 2022 Members Posted February 17, 2022 33 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: Bacon: Hello sexy lady, what do you think of this authentic Italian breakfast my webfriend shared on our internet wrestling forum? Really fit Venezuelan: Yes, what is the fucking problem? This is EXACTLY how it went. 1 minute ago, King Coconut said: Didn't you think to explain to her what the fucking problem is? Yes I did. I think that's an abomination, but I'm not going to argue with her. She's a bit scary to be honest. Quote
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted February 17, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 17, 2022 Reported this and I don't think you're allowed into Italy now. Quote
simonworden Posted February 18, 2022 Posted February 18, 2022 From the briefest of times I've spent in Italy. No Italian would understand what that was breakfast wise. Typically it's a quick espresso and off they go. This would offend most! I was in a beach bar once that offered am Italian breakfast that consisted of a large espresso and two cigarettes. Never found out if anyone actually ordered it. Quote
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 18, 2022 Moderators Posted February 18, 2022 Change the espresso for a cup of tea and you've described the breakfast of champions. Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 24, 2022 Author Awards Moderator Posted February 24, 2022 Skipped breakfast and forgot to bring my butties to work, so popped to the nearby cafe for a takeout fry-up. No tomatoes was a shame but this was a good effort for something that came in a box. The toast was perfect, the sausages and egg were great but the bacon was shite. Black Pudding is hard to mess up. 7/10, but a big coffee and last night’s highlights bump it up to a 7.5. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 24, 2022 Moderators Posted February 24, 2022 On 2/18/2022 at 1:12 AM, simonworden said: From the briefest of times I've spent in Italy. No Italian would understand what that was breakfast wise. Typically it's a quick espresso and off they go. This would offend most! I was in a beach bar once that offered am Italian breakfast that consisted of a large espresso and two cigarettes. Never found out if anyone actually ordered it. I love the idea of that being a menu item. Brilliant. Quote
poetofthedeed Posted February 24, 2022 Posted February 24, 2022 7 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: Skipped breakfast and forgot to bring my butties to work, so popped to the nearby cafe for a takeout fry-up. No tomatoes was a shame but this was a good effort for something that came in a box. The toast was perfect, the sausages and egg were great but the bacon was shite. Black Pudding is hard to mess up. 7/10, but a big coffee and last night’s highlights bump it up to a 7.5. Is that the bacon sticking out of the beans like the end of T2? Quote
Merzbow Posted March 6, 2022 Posted March 6, 2022 Saw this hot mess and thought of you lot. I think Peter Beardsley's missus is in the comments, too. Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 15, 2022 Author Awards Moderator Posted April 15, 2022 From this morning, the best one I’ve had in a long time. The sausages were out of this world and the eggs created a perfect river of yolk seconds after I took this. Tomatoes were cooked ideally and the black pudding under the toast made it an easy 9.5/10. Quote
King Coconut Posted April 15, 2022 Posted April 15, 2022 1. Salad. 2. Poached egg. 3. Tomatoes???????!!! 4. Artisan bread. 5. Beans in a ramekin. 6. A solitary rasher. I'll give you the sausages, but sausages do not a fry-up make. Quote
Moderators neil Posted April 15, 2022 Moderators Posted April 15, 2022 For a posh fry-up that does look nice Quote
Paid Members stumobir Posted April 15, 2022 Paid Members Posted April 15, 2022 Parsley just praying unnecessary garnish never goes out of fashion ?? Quote
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