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21 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Don’t worry, I’m not trying to exist solely on fry-ups, but I went to an Italian café today and in amongst the menu options I saw the ‘Full Italian’. I had to.

My Mum wondered why I opted against the plethora of authentic, gorgeous-looking dishes I could have had, but I’m committed to this thread.

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Fuck you, Roberto Baggio.

I showed this to the really fit Venezuelan at work and she said "Yes, what is the fucking problem?" so this gets her seal of approval @Frankie Crisp

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33 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Bacon: Hello sexy lady, what do you think of this authentic Italian breakfast my webfriend shared on our internet wrestling forum?

Really fit Venezuelan: Yes, what is the fucking problem?

This is EXACTLY how it went.

1 minute ago, King Coconut said:

Didn't you think to explain to her what the fucking problem is?

Yes I did. I think that's an abomination, but I'm not going to argue with her. She's a bit scary to be honest.

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From the briefest of times I've spent in Italy. No Italian would understand what that was breakfast wise. Typically it's a quick espresso and off they go. This would offend most!

I was in a beach bar once that offered am Italian breakfast that consisted of a large espresso and two cigarettes. Never found out if anyone actually ordered it. 

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Skipped breakfast and forgot to bring my butties to work, so popped to the nearby cafe for a takeout fry-up.

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No tomatoes was a shame but this was a good effort for something that came in a box. The toast was perfect, the sausages and egg were great but the bacon was shite. Black Pudding is hard to mess up.

7/10, but a big coffee and last night’s highlights bump it up to a 7.5.

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On 2/18/2022 at 1:12 AM, simonworden said:

From the briefest of times I've spent in Italy. No Italian would understand what that was breakfast wise. Typically it's a quick espresso and off they go. This would offend most!

I was in a beach bar once that offered am Italian breakfast that consisted of a large espresso and two cigarettes. Never found out if anyone actually ordered it. 

I love the idea of that being a menu item. Brilliant. 

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7 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

Skipped breakfast and forgot to bring my butties to work, so popped to the nearby cafe for a takeout fry-up.

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No tomatoes was a shame but this was a good effort for something that came in a box. The toast was perfect, the sausages and egg were great but the bacon was shite. Black Pudding is hard to mess up.

7/10, but a big coffee and last night’s highlights bump it up to a 7.5.

Is that the bacon sticking out of the beans like the end of T2?

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From this morning, the best one I’ve had in a long time.

The sausages were out of this world and the eggs created a perfect river of yolk seconds after I took this. Tomatoes were cooked ideally and the black pudding under the toast made it an easy 9.5/10.

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