Mr_Danger Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 If you’re thinking that’s the chalice collection of a Ken Loach set designer then you wouldn’t be far wrong. Other sausage is hiding in the beans and yes that is two slices of fried bread and a piece of bloomer toast. Fried bread is a rare treat plus the good lady Danger is in work and the children are too young to judge me. No one gets tomatoes because I don’t like them and I’m the king of the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 12, 2022 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted February 12, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Just now, Frankie Crisp said: I knew that was coming. I’m a colour of He-Man man usually, I’ve let myself down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 12, 2022 - Half the plate is bread - 1 sausage, 1 bacon. What is this, ikea 50p breakfast? - The weakest tea ever seen - 3 different drinks 2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: - Half the plate is bread - 1 sausage, 1 bacon. What is this, ikea 50p breakfast? - The weakest tea ever seen - 3 different drinks 2/10 These bolded bits are not negatives. 2 sausages and 2 bacon. Piss tea is fair comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted February 12, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 12, 2022 2 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said: I’m going to my local boozer for a fry-up in the morning to get this thread back on track. The one we had in the Railway a few years ago was a brahma of a brekky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 What's in the Superman glass @Mr_Danger Coke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted February 12, 2022 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted February 12, 2022 1 minute ago, PowerButchi said: The one we had in the Railway a few years ago was a brahma of a brekky. That’s where I’m going tomorrow. Would have had one with you on Monday if work wasn’t a prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 As a freak who doesn't like the following... Black pudding, eggs and mushrooms. What is the adaptable and socially normal big boys brekkie that will prevent bigger boys harassment. My standard used to be two hash, two or three sausage, two bacon, toast, beans with sausage waterbreak and plum tomatoes, usually an extra of the first three to make up for lack of normality... Yeah I know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted February 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 12, 2022 As long as every item you don't like is replaced with a sausage or a slice of bacon then the bigger boys should leave you be, Chili. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 13 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: What's in the Superman glass @Mr_Danger Coke? Pepsi Max. Used to be a proper pint when we’d do the Wetherspoons breakfast (yeah it’s ‘spoons but you can have beer with breakfast) and it’s slowly devolved to diet fizzy cola drink as time and children have sucked all the fun out of life. Can we all agree that a mediocre breakfast cooked by another is better than any breakfast cooked by yourself? Nothing puts you off eating like the stress of trying to cook 6 or 7 things at the same time whilst stinking of juicy delicious heart attack juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted February 12, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 12, 2022 Not a recent brekkie, but the time we ordered ourselves a full English and I asked for no beans. To this day I've no idea what the fuck they were thinking. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: If you’re thinking that’s the chalice collection of a Ken Loach set designer then you wouldn’t be far wrong. Other sausage is hiding in the beans and yes that is two slices of fried bread and a piece of bloomer toast. Fried bread is a rare treat plus the good lady Danger is in work and the children are too young to judge me. No one gets tomatoes because I don’t like them and I’m the king of the house. I recommend cooking the bacon next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 10 minutes ago, 69MeDon said: I recommend cooking the bacon next time. The tea is indefensible but everything else is how I like it! Don’t breakfast shame me. I did used to be one of them monsters who cooked bacon in the microwave so you might have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted February 12, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 12, 2022 Thank fuck some other people posted photos so we got a break from the "doing it wrong" police. Get t'fuck with those comments. Someone in the thread earlier mentioned "fried slice with butter"...I'm a fan of EATCLEAN but my god that is a bold move. Living in yankee land I won't have any recent photos unless I debase myself and go to an "irish bar" and get a "full irish", but back in my Essex days my favourite ever cafe was The Log Cabin in Romford (Abridge if you want to be posh). An absolute mad looking spot considering its in the Essex countryside - a real legit log cabin complete with fire place, bear furs, and various bits of americana on the wall. Check out this video: Now you're probably thinking "sounds like a gimmicky shit hole you bellend". But trust me this place knocked out just perfect fry-ups. Like most I have an opinion on what the dream fry-up is, but their set breakfast was perfection: 2 fried eggs, sausage, bacon, choice of tomato/beans (correct choice)/tinned spaghetti (baby's choice), toast and mug of tea. And it was fucking fantastic - I'm incredibly hungry just remembering this place. Even if the set breakfast didn't do it for you then just order "a la carte" as the french say, expansive menu with some fantastic options. I'd often go with the set breakfast, add bubble & squeak, mushrooms, and either another round of toast or fried slice. I'm not a chips with fry-up kind of person but theres were fantastic, right up there with the best of any chippie. While looking up this place I sadly saw they have closed down during covid and have been quiet since. Gutted to think they may be done for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.