Fry-ups

[Keith Houchen]

20 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

Now that's an unorthodox fry up. 

Innit! Sounds like what Scooby Doo has for a light breakfast. 
 

And yeah, fries first. 

[PowerButchi]

11 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

You're mixing your metaphors there. A sports card has the main event on last, but a film follows a three act structure, with the climax in the second act. 

I'm refer more to a film having someone that's top billing in it rather than the narrative. 

 

And fuck you it's what I've said for 20 years and I'm not being corrected by you and your facts. We've had enough of experts! 

[Accident Prone]

1 hour ago, Chilly McFreeze said:

People who eat one thing at a time off their plate are weird honestly. I know people who eat all their fries before they touch their burger. Insane.

[Devon Malcolm]

1 hour ago, Chilly McFreeze said:

People who eat one thing at a time off their plate are weird honestly.

If I'm having a Sunday roast, do you think I'm eating the Yorkshire pudding before the carrots and peas? Cobblers!

[Rey_Piste]

On 2/14/2022 at 3:19 PM, Chilly McFreeze said:

 

[Frankie Crisp]

On 2/14/2022 at 7:49 AM, Boycie said:

Tim vs. Ron (two chefs at my local). As you can see, Tim was a bit sloppy with the presentation, just kind of chucked everything on, while Ron made a bit more of an effort to make it look nice. Both tasted good though.

[Frankie Crisp]

Don’t worry, I’m not trying to exist solely on fry-ups, but I went to an Italian café today and in amongst the menu options I saw the ‘Full Italian’. I had to.

My Mum wondered why I opted against the plethora of authentic, gorgeous-looking dishes I could have had, but I’m committed to this thread.

Fuck you, Roberto Baggio.

[neil]

Is that prosciutto??

Eggs and toast look alright. Although that toast does look like the classic mugging off where a single slice is cut in half to be "2 pieces toast".

[stumobir]

It’s the 7 pieces of chopped chives that do it for me. Like the cook started to garnish the plate then thought “ahh, what’s the point?”

[King Coconut]

13 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said:

the ‘Full Italian’

Salad AND a ramekin? Hark at Egon Ronay.

Edited February 16, 2022 by King Coconut

[Frankie Crisp]

1 hour ago, neil said:

Is that prosciutto??

Eggs and toast look alright. Although that toast does look like the classic mugging off where a single slice is cut in half to be "2 pieces toast".

Murdered Pancetta. 

And spot on with the half-arsed toast. Cheap bastards.

I’m burning the place to the ground on my way to work tomorrow. May not post for a while.

[Chilly McFreeze]

I can't believe a 'Full Italian' exists and there's no Italian Sausage.

What a poor excuse for a fry up anyway. Not even close really.

[Thunderplex]

Full Italian my bollocks.  It’s a molested full English.

[Jazzy G]

19 hours ago, Frankie Crisp said:

I’m burning the place to the ground on my way to work tomorrow. May not post for a while.

Burnt to a Crisp? 

[Keith Houchen]

Even Twitter has downvotes now.