Covid-19 Megathread

[Jazzy G]

I'd kind of been bracing myself for this. I love when he tried to say "our friends in Europe face similarly tough decisions" even though they've been announcing Christmas lockdown to try and stave off a second wave in Europe for the last week or so. Just been on the phone to my mum and gran to try and figure out what we're going to do. I can easily scare up some fixings for a Christmas type dinner for myself in the week if need be. 

[Cod Eye]

I'm so sorry for everyone in the south that has been shafted by this tier 4 decision. It's really convenient that it's all come to light after the majority of the the Christmas shopping will have been done. 

The rest of us will be locked up in it too eventually, which I honestly fear will tip me over the edge. I'm ready to call it a day as it is, but the thought of me being able to see the kids and some of the extended family on Christmas Day and Boxing day is just about keeping me going for now. Once I'm isolated again, I'm worried what I'll end up doing! 

Merry fucking Christmas!

[Your Fight Site]

We plan, God Boris laughs.

[Keith Houchen]

3 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

We plan, God Boris laughs.

Just for a bit of Christmas cheer, STOP CALLING HIM BORIS!!!

[quote the raven]

It wont make any difference down this way. If anything it will spur the its a hoax people on. "THEY WONT TAKE MY CHRISTMAS AWAY!"

 

[King Coconut]

1 minute ago, Ralphy said:

A friend with whom i went to school with

I was so uplifted by 'whom' being correctly used that the second 'with' really knocked me for six. 

[Joe Blog]

So how many people in Tier 4 are going to say 'fuck this if the rest of the country are allowed to see family so am I'

It really should have been a blanket ban on Christmas day, yeah it is shit but so is thousands of more deaths. 

[PowerButchi]

Wales into lockdown from midnight. I'm yet to do my christmas shopping.

 

Fuck.

[SuperBacon]

Same. I take it all back Amazon. I fucking love you really!

[gmoney]

16 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Wales into lockdown from midnight. I'm yet to do my christmas shopping.

 

Fuck.

 

[Astro Hollywood]

27 minutes ago, King Coconut said:

I was so uplifted by 'whom' being correctly used that the second 'with' really knocked me for six. 

I really don't want to come across all "you owe me a new keyboard, good sir!" but this resulted in me inhaling a bit of pasta, almost fatally.

[Your Fight Site]

38 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Just for a bit of Christmas cheer, STOP CALLING HIM BORIS!!!

Why? That’s his name…?

[PowerButchi]

2 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

Why? That’s his name…?

Did you call previous PMs Tony, Gordon, David and Theresa?

[Joe Blog]

3 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

Why? That’s his name…?

Alexander. 

[unfitfinlay]

7 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said:

Why? That’s his name…?

Because "Boris" is a persona that he's cultivated to disguise the fact that he's a really nasty prick.

It makes him sound like a loveable oddball, who is daft as fuck but means well really, as a opposed to an entitled, careerist wanker who only cares about himself.