Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted April 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said: Perhaps you should suggest the old "Dildo gaffer taped to a clothes prop, through the letter box" routine? Mrs. Mountevans never complains & i simply tell the neighbours it's "Social Isolation Snooker" (the tuxedo always fools them ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) Wishing Boris Johnson to die is in my Eddie Hilter book of "I dont think I want to piss fate off at the moment." I'm scared to go to the shop for one of those Yorkie Fuse bar tributes. I dont need the bad karma. Edited April 6, 2020 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted April 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Steve is in intensive care. Quote screwed up. Meh. Edited April 6, 2020 by Monkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 Well the Johnson succession talk just got more relevant. He's in intensive care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 (edited) Even if pulls through surely he can't stay on as PM? Edited April 6, 2020 by The King Of Swing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 34 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: That’s me and Johnson he’s wished that on in the last 6 months. Not sure which one of us deserved it more tbh For all his faults, I bet Boris knows the difference between then and than. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 6, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2020 18 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said: Even if pulls through surely he can't stay on as PM? Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 6, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2020 Presented without comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Thesz Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Radio 5 at the moment is the perfect example of the failings of rolling news. Huge story with little detail meaning guest after guest saying the same things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 If someone told me 6 months ago that if Boris Johnson gets elected as PM, but die as a result because of his own inane stupidity, I'd have got Harry Enfield's 'Tory Boy' tattooed on my scrotum whilst ticking the blue box at the voting station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted April 6, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Beaten to the post. I found a group of chimps with typewriters who were very reasonable. But I will bare you in mind for the 21/22 edition Must. Not. Post. Simpsons. Gif In other news I hope Johnson sees how it feels for people to have to rely upon the NHS, and maybe this will be the impetus for him to start actually doing something about that isn't selling off related with it. I doubt it. I wouldn't want for him to die, but I can't help but feel like he was asking for this when he went around hospitals shaking hands with the patients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Steve Justice said: If someone told me 6 months ago that if Boris Johnson gets elected as PM, but die as a result because of his own inane stupidity, I'd have got Harry Enfield's 'Tory Boy' tattooed on my scrotum whilst ticking the blue box at the voting station. You'd have fucked it up in some way I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pier Six Brawler Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Having Boris die of it is going to send shockwaves throughout the country - and an extent the world - he'd be by far the most high profile casualty yet and you know as PM he'd have received the best possible medical care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pier Six Brawler Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 I think if Boris goes, it's time to get serious. Coalition "wartime" government, rationing, martial law, no more pussyfooting around with people being given "stern reprimands" for having barbecues in the park or birthday parties with friends and family in attendance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: Why not? Had a bit of a brain fart there, of course he could stay on. Ignore. Anyway his own stupidity and arrogance brought this on and on top of that endangered others including his girlfriend and unborn child. Hopefully the idiots out there will finally take the virus seriously now. They probably won't though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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