Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 8, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 8, 2020 That's just an alien with big headphones on, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 9, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2020 (edited) A co-worker was telling me about how his dad isĀ an ice cream man, and we got onto how expensive the vans are. He told me that a new one is something like Ā£100,000 and and old one can still be about Ā£60,000. "Fucking hell, no wonder they all deal drugs as well!" I said, immediately forgetting he'd told me his dad was one.Ā Edited March 9, 2020 by gmoney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 9, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2020 There's an ice cream van that goes around where a mate lives selling cigarettes and fizzy drinks. I was shocked to hear it over Discord as it was about 10pm and thought he was winding me up but it turns out it's a very real thing.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 There's one that does the rounds here. Every evening. It's either an ice cream van or some twatĀ playing the jingle from their car on their way home.Ā There's no way they're covering fuel costs in this weather selling ice creams.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 On 3/6/2020 at 8:27 PM, SuperBacon said: Just walked to Pets At Home for Rat and Cat food Thereās a simpler solution there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 9, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2020 15 minutes ago, Kookoocachu said: There's an ice cream van that goes around where a mate lives selling cigarettes and fizzy drinks. I was shocked to hear it over Discord as it was about 10pm and thought he was winding me up but it turns out it's a very real thing.Ā If he doesnāt sell mucky tapes, heās not a proper chip shop, I mean icey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members waters44 Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2020 Posting in here because I canāt find the off topic questions thread Does anyone remember Mr Blobby being run over by a tarmac roller and being rushed to Casualty? I distinctly remember it but I canāt find any record of it online and everyone I ask says Iām talking shitĀ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2020 Sounds like a Comic relief/Children in Need sort of skit?Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Weezenal Posted March 10, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 10, 2020 28 minutes ago, gmoney said: Sounds like a Comic relief/Children in Need sort of skit?Ā Sounds like a tragic accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted March 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 I don't know who Adam Driver is, and i'm no fan of Star Wars, but my face lit up after 15 seconds when this autoplayed on my Twitter feed. Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 12, 2020 Was putting up some goalposts for a school cup match last night at our football ground. I was being "helped" by an 80yo bloke, Pete, (my predecessor as club sec) and his mate, Mac, who is 70-odd. Pete's struggling to get the stanchion into the goal, turns to Mac and says "I wish all holes were this tight, eh, Mac?" and Mac comes back with "Bit of KY Jelly sort that out, eh, Pete?" I vomited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted March 13, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 13, 2020 (edited) Nothing I love more at 17:00Ā on a Friday night than when Iāve my coat and bag on, halfway out the door, beforeĀ being accosted by the cleaner and subjected toĀ a lengthy (and Iāve no reason to dispute, well-informed) rant about corona virus, police corruption and Pakistani sex gangs. ...and the Royals. ...and the Labour Party. Ā Edited March 13, 2020 by John Matrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 13, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 13, 2020 1 minute ago, John Matrix said: beforeĀ being accosted by the cleaner and subjected toĀ a lengthy (and Iāve no reason to dispute, well-informed) rant about corona virus, police corruption and Pakistani sex gangs. Cleaning is a bit of a career change for Tommy Robinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, John Matrix said: Nothing I love more at 17:00Ā on a Friday night than when Iāve my coat and bag on, halfway out the door, beforeĀ being accosted by the cleaner and subjected toĀ a lengthy (and Iāve no reason to dispute, well-informed) rant about corona virus, police corruption and Pakistani sex gangs. ...and the Royals. ...and the Labour Party. Ā One of the weirdos in the playground the other day could be heard muttering that Corona virus was a cover up for something else "Remember SARS? That was the same" I fucking hate the school pick up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 13, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 13, 2020 Dying alone with no family or desire to interact with other people was clearly the best choice I didnāt get a say in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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