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We don't have anywhere to just chuck our my pointless items and thoughts, and I couldn't think of anywhere appropriate to say that I just convinced my mum that Pele learned to play football with a hardboiled egg that was his family’s only possession.

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I just went to the shops and was propositioned by a fat, cracked out hooker on my road. Broad daylight. 2:30pm. I thought Tottenham was getting gentrified?!

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You didn't get stabbed, mate. 

 

Is there still that bagel shop on the High Road that does salmon and cream cheese bagels with a year's worth of cream cheese and a single-ply slice of salmon?

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I just went to the shops and was propositioned by a fat, cracked out hooker on my road. Broad daylight. 2:30pm. I thought Tottenham was getting gentrified?!

Should have gone for it

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Jeremy Irons was at my university today. I was hungover on a couch. Probably for the best, I'd have probably made the Jeremy Irons cereal quote from Family Guy.

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That's her entire job description.

Well, she probably doesn't have the crack. She's hooking cos she needs the crack, see?

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She obviously wasn't a very good crack addict if she's overweight. I was led to believe the pounds melted away.

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I walked from Waterloo today to Monument then up to Tottenham Court Road, well Fitzrovia, and discovered that if you have time, then London is easily walkable to anywhere really.

 

Also, if you're passing the new Samuel L Jackson movie and you see him over the road, make sure you have enough space on your phone to take a picture!

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I was in London for four days in March and only got public transport once (because it was late and I couldn't be arsed). Kings Cross, Camden, Islington, Tufnell Park and Regent's Park were the various areas I visited and I found it all easily walkable.

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