Rey_Piste Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: Whatever, Bumgull. That's the only bird I have been near since the lockdown. There's going to be a baby boom next year from all the couples cooped up together. Then the second wave from when this ends and everyone goes out gets wankered and does someone they regret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 22, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2020 Really? I bloody hate it! If I could put the noise into a word, I think it'd be 'THCLUNK' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) Im with @PunkStep - nothing more annoying than going for a poo, hearing the 'THLUNK', thinking one of your 🔥 posts is taking off only to realise there's been 6 new replies in the COVID thread.  Edited April 22, 2020 by Undefeated Steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 22, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2020 And half of those 6 posts are David arguing. The thing is, I will switch my phone to silent and yet the THLUNK still somehow managers to make its way through. Even if I set system volume to mute. It's fucking possessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted April 22, 2020 (edited) I had no idea there was a notification noise. I must have it turned off somehow, but I just checked and I don't have it black listed in my browser. Edited April 22, 2020 by Chest Rockwell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 22, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2020 Aha! That's sorted it! Found the setting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 22, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2020 I've never heard a noise either. What kind of lunatic has notifications turned on for a thread they have posted in as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted April 22, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Devon Malcolm said: What kind of lunatic has notifications turned on for a thread they have posted in as well? David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 4 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: I've never heard a noise either. What kind of lunatic has notifications turned on for a thread they have posted in as well? Yeah, I think we all know the answer to that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Campaign to have the noise changed by Moo to an actual moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members The Ratt Posted April 23, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2020 49 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Campaign to have the noise changed by Moo to an actual moo. Bully's moo from Bullseye would be perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 25, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 25, 2020 My daughter woke up at 1am sobbing uncontrollably. I ran into her room and she was half asleep. Anyway I started talking to her and she woke up a bit more and sat up right. I asked if she wanted a toy to cuddle and she said yes and reached over to a plant in a plant pot & saucer on her table. She sat it in front of her as she wanted to look at it. After a minute she said I’m just going to take a sip and proceeded to pick the pot of and tried to use it as a cup. I stopped her and get her a glass of water (for her, not the plant). This is either hilarious or dull as fuck so I apologise in advance. But we’ve been having a good laugh about it this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 I would have let her try a sip before removing it so either way you're a better man than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted May 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 3, 2020 Today this could be....the greatest day of my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Cod Eye Posted May 4, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 4, 2020 Today I found out that Amoxicillin antibiotics can turn you usually pleasant 6 year old into an evil, bad tempered, naughty spawn of hell. My youngest daughter has had a urine infection, so was put on the yellow anibiotic liquid, and a few days in, her personality completely changed. She's hitting, breaking things, swearing, making shit up. She's turned into a little bastard! I'm not sure if it's the medicine reacting with the fact she's going through prococious puberty or what, but our GP has been forced to change the antibiotics and has said the reaction is more common than people realise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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