Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 This is an off-licence in Gorton. Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 There is a takeaway in Stockton called Mystic Bites. Apparently it gets good reviews but the name puts me off something rotten. Quote
Rey_Piste Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 There was a takeaway called "Kebabs, Fish, 'n' Chicken" not too far away from me. The banner also proclaimed they did Pizza as well, but they obviously weren't too confident in their pizza making to add it to their name. Though the menus with "KF'n'C" emblazoned on top of them meant they changed their name after 3 months. I expect the Colonel's lawyers slapped them with a cease and desist. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 My personal favourite will forever be 'BEST FAVOURITE FRIED CHICKEN' in Trowbridge. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 Still remember this one fondly from my childhood holidays to Malta. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 Whilst not food. There is a barbers in Manchester called “Peace And Love Muhammad Ali”. In fact this could make a decent thread. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 I saw this picture and thought " @Scott Malbranque will double their turnover before they recalibrate the machine that does the wrappers" Quote
Rey_Piste Posted January 14, 2018 Posted January 14, 2018 These seem more up Branquey's (chocolate) alley https://www.firebox.com/Edible-Anus/p6969 . Quote
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 It's a brave man or woman who goes for the fruit and nut option. Quote
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted January 14, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 14, 2018 There was an Arabian restraunt on Burton Road in Withington about 20 years ago called Labias. Quote
Paid Members BomberPat Posted January 15, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) "MY UNCLE". That's extraordinary. There's a dodgy Turkish takeaway opposite a pub I drink in, which doesn't have a stupid name, but does have a sign with a rubbish graphic of a cartoon lady holding a hot dog and the words "JERSEY'S SEXIEST DOGS", which has always given cause for a raised eyebrow. They also have signs all over the front of the shop advertising what they sell, so one saying "PIZZA", one saying "KEBABS", and so on, and one of them says "CHIPS, CHEESE & GRAVY", which always struck me as needlessly specific. Which also reminds me of a mate ordering chips, cheese and curry sauce, only to be told that they were out of curry sauce, and asked if he'd like something else instead. A quick, panicked scan of the menu drew him to the previous item on the list, and he just blurted out "CRAB". Sat there, mouth agape, watching them pour a load of shredded crab over his chips and cheese, feeling too awkward to say that this was probably a mistake. He apparently quite enjoyed it in the end, though. Edited January 15, 2018 by BomberPat Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted January 15, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 15, 2018 1 hour ago, BomberPat said: "CHIPS, CHEESE & GRAVY", which always struck me as needlessly specific. Jesus wept, when did they push Jersey up along the coastline to the north?? Quote
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted January 15, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 15, 2018 ASDA continue to step up their game against Farmfoods. I posted their 'chip pizza' a while back, now they've added their own take on a doner meat one. Only 1700 calories in it. Quote
Paid Members PunkStep Posted January 15, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 15, 2018 I saw that yesterday and immediately fell sick. Then I thought 'I bet you lot on here would love some of that'. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 15, 2018 Paid Members Posted January 15, 2018 Iceland used to do a kebab pizza years ago, they may well still do. It used to be about a quid. It was maggot rank, obviously. Quote
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