#EATCLEAN

[Lorne Malvo]

They couldn't find a better promotional picture than that? Looks fucking rank.

[Thunderplex]

His fingers look fucking filthy too.  Get some gloves on for fucks sake.

[Dead Mike]

£5 for that eclair? That means for a £10 two can dine on the chip pizza, the eclair & 4 cans of -

I bet M&S are shitting themselves

[Arch Stanton]

Looks like a ham baguette that thing. Crap! 

[Kaz Hayashi]

22” pizza from a Gateshead takeaway. It had Shish, Doner and Shawarma meat on it.  It was only £12 and fed 3 of us. It was bloody rank.

Just remembered around 7 years ago I was at a German market in Berlin, one of those with shit loads of shacks and it’s fine to drink beer. I got what was at a guess just shy of 1.5 foot long bratwurst in a bread roll with all the trimmings, onions and pickles etc. Incredible it was.

Edited November 28, 2017 by Kaz Hayashi

[Sergio Mendacious]

6 hours ago, Dead Mike said:

£5 for that eclair? That means for a £10 two can dine on the chip pizza, the eclair & 4 cans of -

I bet M&S are shitting themselves

They won't be the only ones.

[Keith Houchen]

26 minutes ago, Ralphy said:

has anyone ever purchased a overly massive food item before, such as the massive sausage roll Morrisons sold a while back? 

I have, it was rank compared to the normal sausage rolls they do.  Just get a bag of them.

[Sergio Mendacious]

We had the towering burger at the Rock Island Diner at Meadowhall, and the long sandwich. Sandwich weren't bad, but we had the burger when the place had gone to pot, and it was arse. Just some rubbery burgers on one of those spikes accountants put receipts on, dripping with burger sweat but also cold by the time it made it to the table. Was there with my supposedly feisty aunt, who didn't want to inconvenience anyone by complaining, so we had to eat the whole rank mess.

[Really Big Shoe]

7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

Looks like a ham baguette that thing. Crap! 

Yep, looks as if they took one of their banquettes and crafted it into an mutant Eclair. You can imagine it being used in this scene 

[Sergio Mendacious]

43 minutes ago, johnnyboy said:

I had the 4.5kg Toblerone in my Amazon basket once, but I saw sense before blowing all my overtime on it.

I've got himself, but it's pretty commonplace — actually got this from Tesco, because it was cheaper than in the USA.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I absolutely love Reece's Cups. A few years ago a shop near where i was working was selling them at 6 for £1 As they were very short on the sell by date. They came in boxes of 48 and I spent £40. 

[PunkStep]

Finally this thread takes a turn for the better! Cheers Sergio- they sell them over here?? I can't get enough of Reese's shit, I think I'd demolish a half pound cup in no time.

[RIDDUM_N_STYLE]

1 hour ago, PunkStep said:

Finally this thread takes a turn for the better! Cheers Sergio- they sell them over here?? I can't get enough of Reese's shit, I think I'd demolish a half pound cup in no time.

BHS used to sell them massive cups for Christmas before they went bust, think Debenhams and Selfridges stock them as well

Speaking of oversized foods, the big thing for some of the Christmas markets this year appears to be a roast dinner wrapped in a giant Yorkie pud, haven't had the chance to tour the Liverpool one as yet so can't tell you how it tastes

[MungoChutney]

Was just about to mention those Yorkshire pudding wraps.  The Glasgow market has them this year and I'm considering one for Thursday.  Was there a few weeks back but just had a small mac and cheese because we were meeting folk for food soon after.

 

The pictures look amazing but I saw a guy with what i think was one of these wraps and it looked  like a normal tortilla wrap, hoping I'm not in for a disappointment. 

[Dead Mike]

11 hours ago, PunkStep said:

Finally this thread takes a turn for the better! Cheers Sergio- they sell them over here?? I can't get enough of Reese's shit, I think I'd demolish a half pound cup in no time.

B&M sell them