Today I learned...

[Guest]

Which brand makes the shades White Grievance and Indignant Gammon?

[PowerButchi]

38 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

You'll be able to tell the toffs because they'll give you Farrow and Ball paint names.

Where is Loki these days? 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

6 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Where is Loki these days? 

Loki Pokey is a colour that has been discontinued. 

Edited November 14, 2020 by Lion_of_the_Midlands

[Keith Houchen]

Just now, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Loki Pokey is a colour that has been discontinued. 

Yeah, it had a good run but once it was available for 14 years it was deemed too old. 

[Devon Malcolm]

Personally a big fan of how KingofSports posts crap like this, then immediately logs off and ignores all replies because he knows what a big daft apeth he is.

[Mr_Danger]

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Edited November 14, 2020 by Mr_Danger
I give up, Imagine a hilarious picture of Purple Ali.

[CavemanLynn]

35 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said:

daft apeth

That's an insult out of mothballs. I thought it was daft apath? 

[Chest Rockwell]

Who the heck is Purple Ali?

[Harry Wiseau]

18 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

Who the heck is Purple Ali?

He's a new colour in the latest farrow and ball range

 

Seriously though he is / was a chap with quite the fondness for feeling people's muscles who became something of a folklore boogieman in the 80s 90s in schools around the country. He's a real person and there are articles about him on the internet

Edited November 14, 2020 by Harry Wiseau

[Hannibal Scorch]

18 minutes ago, Harry Wiseau said:

He's a new colour in the latest farrow and ball range

 

Seriously though he is / was a chap with quite the fondness for feeling people's muscles who became something of a folklore boogieman in the 80s 90s in schools around the country. He's a real person and there are articles about him on the internet

Purple Aki

[Harry Wiseau]

1 minute ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Purple Aki

Oh bollocks!

The original post just had the "hilarious"  farrow and ball bit then I edited it to add a comprehensive serious answer... Tempted to go back and edit it now but that would make your post seem out of place, I'll just take the shame that comes with my mind reading things it doesn't see

Edited November 14, 2020 by Harry Wiseau

[Mr_Danger]

It was meant to say Aki, having an iPhone nightmare.

Edited November 14, 2020 by Mr_Danger

[Steve Justice]

I'm egg shell white. But I identify as duck egg. 

[CAREBEAR LUVVA]

1 hour ago, CavemanLynn said:

That's an insult out of mothballs. I thought it was daft apath? 

It's "ha'porth", a shortened version of "half penny's worth".

[Hugh Thesz]

Today I learned that wasn't Nick Dinsmore photographed with Saville and Bruno.