gbacon85 Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 My wife is petrified of spiders, and I can see why, seeing as they're, you know, tiny and everything She must shit herself when you take your trousers off then. Piss herself...laughing
Steve Justice Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 My wife just screamed whilst she was in the bathroom. I ran up and found this little fella. It was quite scared of me at first and ran quite fast when I tried to pick it up. It calmed down eventually and was quite relaxed be being on me. Eventually it climbed up my arm, onto my neck and then up my face. He's now safe in the shed.
gbacon85 Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 You look like you're really enjoying having him on your face!!! Spider fetish?
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted August 30, 2015 Paid Members Posted August 30, 2015 I think he's trying to steal your glasses
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted August 30, 2015 Paid Members Posted August 30, 2015 Life ban for this person please. He's not right.
Paid Members Nick James Posted August 30, 2015 Paid Members Posted August 30, 2015 I've just had 2 big fuckers in the living room. Sent me into a cold sweat the second one, it was huge. Usually I'll try and catch them in a glass but this one just got stomped on. Spider spray will be getting a good use tomorrow.
Mr_Danger Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Uch, I bet Stevie is one of those cunts who opens their mouths and a big fuck off spider crawls out. Poor form sir.
Steve Justice Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Wouldn't bother me. For the record, I used to be afraid of spiders but I have no recollection of when and how I got over it. I've been picking them up for years now.
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted August 31, 2015 Author Paid Members Posted August 31, 2015 I've reported Steve for thinking he's better than us all.
Steve Justice Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Get over your fear of anything by picking it up and sticking it on your face. That's my advice.
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted August 31, 2015 Paid Members Posted August 31, 2015 I've had a fear of Bet Lynch for years. No fucking way is she getting anywhere near my face.
Paid Members Tommy! Posted August 31, 2015 Paid Members Posted August 31, 2015 I used to love having something hairy and unpleasant sat on my face, until she divorced me. Oh-o
Paid Members ElCece Posted September 2, 2015 Paid Members Posted September 2, 2015 I'm not a big fan of spiders. But haven't seen 1 in my house for example years. I mean that literally as well can't remember seeing 1. About a month ago a decent size spider was scuttling across my floor and my cat swooped it up and ate the bastard. I realised she's obviously what's keeping them at bay. I've a new found respect for Tabitha now.
Guest Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 What do you do when one of these cunts is hung around on the ceiling in your room? I'm stood here not confident in my swinging ability with either a pan or a rollin pin, not really wanting to start using flammable material. Mainly cos it's so high up and then there's the drop if I do connect and possible scampering that'll see me locked out of my room. It looks like it could out arm-wrestle me
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted September 4, 2015 Paid Members Posted September 4, 2015 He's waiting for you to go to bed, then he'll hit his Five Star Frog Splash on you.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.