Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 2, 2020 Awards Moderator Posted September 2, 2020 Imagine if it reappears as a superhero, just to really piss you off.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 2, 2020 Paid Members Posted September 2, 2020 35 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Imagine if it reappears as a superhero, just to really piss you off. Like a Spider-Man, if you would.
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted September 2, 2020 Awards Moderator Posted September 2, 2020 You’re lucky I think Simpsons memes are shit.
The Gaffer Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 Tis the season. Was scrolling in the nude on the bed and felt a little soft tickle under my backside. A small brown fella was just about climbing inside my arsehole. Didn't even look. Just grabbed him out immediately and squeezed as hard as I could, pretending it was a pinch of rolling tobacco. I've not had a puff in five years but I could seriously do with one now.
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted August 23, 2021 Author Paid Members Posted August 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gay as FOOK said: A small brown fella was just about climbing inside my arsehole. Quote I've not had a puff in five years ... Keep your story straight at least.
The Gaffer Posted August 23, 2021 Posted August 23, 2021 You want a horrible update? I grabbed the nearest thing to me which was a standard pint glass, down on the entrails to finish the job. Spider was flat as - well - a Rizla, so I flicked it off the bed to resurrect this thread. Problem is I don't think the thread is the only thing which has resurrected because I've been down on the floor with the torch light from my phone and he's nowhere to be seen. I showed my hand. It should have been the toilet bowl or fire. Now it's going to be Rambo for the rest of the night.
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