Wrestling dreams and nightmares.

[Statto]

Dreamed last night that Bray Wyatt returned at Wrestlemania to form the "Broken Wyatts" alongside Matt & Jeff Hardy.

The next night on Raw, the stable grew to include Luke Harper, Braun Strowman, Zeke Jackson & Titus O'Neill. The last 2 presumably for diversity reasons.

[AshC]

I dreamed last night I was at a hotel-based meet and greet session with Dusty Rhodes and The Equaliser/Dave Sullivan, who were trying to outdo each other for the number of comedy names and signatures they could fit on their autograph sheets. What the actual?

[PowerButchi]

I had one when I was about 13 or 14 and it was Curt Hennig losing a retirement match then singing No Matter What by Boyzone as a farewell speech.

[AshC]

Another one in my Facebook Memories gimmick today... involved Sabu and Carlito joining Take That in a helicopter, arriving for their big gig at the Cardiff Barfly.

[hallicks]

Undertaker was doing a signing in my town, except it hadn't been announced anywhere. It was being held in some side alley next to a small shop. I was there with my brother and, even though we've never met and I don't know what he looks like, @IANdrewDiceClay. We cautiously walked down the alley, and the security guard/person in charge of the "event" was Brock Lesnar. He looked at us all grimly, then said "are you gonna pay, then?" I asked how much, thinking it would be about £150 knowing his meet & greet rate, and Brock says "£10." So we all got photos and ran off. 

[IANdrewDiceClay]

Just now, hallicks said:

Undertaker was doing a signing in my town, except it hadn't been announced anywhere. It was being held in some side alley next to a small shop. I was there with my brother and, even though we've never met and I don't know what he looks like, @IANdrewDiceClay. We cautiously walked down the alley, and the security guard/person in charge of the "event" was Brock Lesnar. He looked at us all grimly, then said "are you gonna pay, then?" I asked how much, thinking it would be about £150 knowing his meet & greet rate, and Brock says "£10." So we all got photos and ran off.  

I have to ask. Didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in Lesnar's bottom?

[hallicks]

Can't control my dreams, man. 

[tiger_rick]

1 hour ago, hallicks said:

Undertaker was doing a signing in my town, except it hadn't been announced anywhere. It was being held in some side alley next to a small shop. I was there with my brother and, even though we've never met and I don't know what he looks like, @IANdrewDiceClay. We cautiously walked down the alley, and the security guard/person in charge of the "event" was Brock Lesnar. He looked at us all grimly, then said "are you gonna pay, then?" I asked how much, thinking it would be about £150 knowing his meet & greet rate, and Brock says "£10." So we all got photos and ran off. 

This post was better when I thought I was in the Strange encounters with wrestlers thread.

[Slapnut]

I’ve just had a nap on the sofa and had a dream that MJF turned into an EDL-supporting football hooligan character and got himself a stable of little skinheads who went on marches in support of Charlton Athletic, of all teams. Must be the Burberry.

[Otto Dem Wanz]

14 hours ago, Slapnut said:

I’ve just had a nap on the sofa and had a dream that MJF turned into an EDL-supporting football hooligan character and got himself a stable of little skinheads who went on marches in support of Charlton Athletic, of all teams. Must be the Burberry.

"EM, EM, EM JAY EFF! EM, EM, EM JAY EFF!"

[Love-Wilcox]

Last night I dreamt that my wife challenged Lana to beach volleyball and the loser had to get her tits out. My wife lost.

I think I’ve been watching too many cuckold storylines, time to take a break from WWE for a while.

[Keith Houchen]

I had one last night where Sky had breaking news that Donald Trump was suing Vinnie Mac for unknown reasons, but was keeping Linda as part of his administration. The scrawl at the bottom of the screen simply said “Gerry Adams - I Hate McMahon”

[Kaz Hayashi]

Last night, I had one where they had a minutes silence in the ring for my mam & dads next door neighbour who had legit died a couple of weeks back.

The full locker room were in and around the ring including deceased alumni. Vince caught Mosh & Thrasher giggling to each other outside of the ring, he looked absolutely furious, but he didn’t break character as he was still in silence. The second the bell rang he went fucking nuts and ordered a corporation style beat down on the pair of them.

[RedRooster]

When I was a young child - before I was a wrestling fan, actually - I dreamed that Hulk Hogan was chasing me around the house telling me to ‘give your daddy a big hug and kiss’ and I would keep running away screaming ‘you’re not my daddy!’

Make of that what you will.

[Glenryck Pilchards]

A few months ago I had a dream where I was in the Royal Rumble and I was hoisted over the top rope and landed on the apron clinging on to the ropes. I then had a mudhole stomped into me and I fell to the outside which is where I woke up after I took a flat back bump falling out of bed.

I was a bit startled and I sat up and turned to the bed where my wife who was breastfeeding our son looking at me puzzled.

I completely no-sold it, gave her a wink and climbed back in bed and went back off to sleep.