Merry Christmas! And nearly a happy new year.

[air_raid]

If you know, you know.

[Kfogg1991]

I know our friendships are all relatively outside the norm. Happy Christmas everyone I hope you all have an amazing day whatever your doing 

[LaGoosh]

Happy Christmas fellas. My son has completely ignored all the presents we bought him to spend all morning building a den with the sofa cushions. Should have just wrapped those up instead.

Best wishes to all you and yours from me and my best mate Tone:

Edited December 25, 2024 by LaGoosh

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

39 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

My son has completely ignored all the presents we bought him to spend all morning building a den with the sofa cushions. Should have just wrapped those up instead.

My niece's boy who is 3 opened all his presents without looking at any of them shouted FINISHED and went back to bed. I think my niece would have preferred that that didn't happen at 6am. 

Edited December 25, 2024 by Lion_of_the_Midlands
Stupidity

[Devon Malcolm]

On 10/14/2024 at 11:51 AM, Devon Malcolm said:

Was having a browse round Calendar Club today to see what I'm going to have for 2025. Got a Taylor Swift one this year because I usually get one that I like and will also annoy 17yo, and that did the job.

I was hoping for a Dua Lipa one this year but didn't see one. However. The Taylor Swift one comes in an optional gift set - with a pair of pink 'I Love Taylor' socks. God I can't wait to Christmas Day, he's going to be fucking fuming.

"Oh for fuck's sake. I'm going to set fire to them!"

Job done ?

[Hugh Thesz]

I hope everyone has a fantastic Christmas followed by a happy, prosperous and healthy 2025.

[King Coconut]

Nadolig Llawen to all my homies, frohe Weihnachten to the Euro crew and happy turkey to the rest of you. May you all enjoy the mightiest dump of the year virtually with our brothers and sisters of the Keff.

[Thefatduck]

Yuletide felicitations one and all. 
from a longtime lurker, seldom poster. 
X

[Carbomb]

1 hour ago, LaGoosh said:

Happy Christmas fellas. My son has completely ignored all the presents we bought him to spend all morning building a den with the sofa cushions. Should have just wrapped those up instead.

Best wishes to all you and yours from me and my best mate Tone:

Not enough snow in that pic

[FLips]

Merry Christmas you lot!

We ordered a Chinese for tea last night and it showed up over 3 hours late after we had already cancelled it. Apparently the owner doesn’t speak English and hadn’t turned the ticket machine off so they were receiving orders all night with no stoppage. The defeated driver said he had 10 stops on this three hour late run and one order he saw come in was due for delivery at 4am.

Their Just Eat page has been bombed with 1 star reviews.

It’s fine though cos I had pannetone for tea instead and finished Astro Bot. A lot of food, drink and Wallace and Gromit today.

[d-d-d-dAz]

2 hours ago, air_raid said:

If you know, you know.

A perfect amount of seasoning, too.

Merry Christmas everyone. 

I sort of hate it, we go to my brother in laws for a few days over Christmas every year but I shrink in loud social situations, don't like feeling I'm causing a fuss generally and never feel comfortable helping myself to things at other people's house; so my Christmas usually involves sitting in a corner reading and just being very hungry.

Haven't had food or drink today and just desperate to go home. How festive ?

It's nice to see the kids having a nice time though, and I'm going to treat myself to not thinking about Seth Rollins all day.

[LaGoosh]

3 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

My son has completely ignored all the presents we bought him to spend all morning building a den with the sofa cushions. Should have just wrapped those up instead.

The den has escalated to full attack. I just want to get drunk and eat pringles ?

Edited December 25, 2024 by LaGoosh

[Gus Mears]

Just finished the tour of elderly relatives with a heavier cold and an even heavier hangover. Gran's done her leg in and was going round the gaff like Ironside so cooking dinner at my mum's for a change. Delighted to learn her oven isn't working properly and is reaching temperatures hitherto unknown outside the surface of the sun, so I'm going to spend most the afternoon flapping the oven door open and closed like a moron to avoid burning everything.

Edited December 25, 2024 by Gus Mears

[gmoney]

I've got some gloves for non league football adventures, a Mountain Goats record, the Robocop documentary on Blu-ray and my yearly Viz annual. It's a good haul. 

[johnnyboy]

I'm planning on a very light tea.  Maybe a single Pringle.

Edited December 25, 2024 by johnnyboy