Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 5, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 5, 2023 (edited) I'm in a pub in my town and a group of older drinkers have somehow fed 15 credits into the jukebox with no idea how to pick songs. On finding this I've been the tech help in annoying the pub with anything they asked for, seeing us through to closing, with full deniability of just being nice. Edited February 5, 2023 by Tommy! Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 5, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 5, 2023 Double post but I've just been given cuts to the lav because I've helped out the oldies. Every good deed... Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 6, 2023 Posted February 6, 2023 Trevor Francis getting hit in the head by a coach door. https://youtu.be/efBLGRojubo Quote
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) Knowing that on Thursday I'll be getting married and my unofficial stepson will be on the first steps to becoming my legal son. Spoiler His real dad is an absolute cnut and will hopefully be going to jail this year for being an accessory to a baby being mauled to death by a husky. Never bothered with my lad since before he was born nor any of his other kids and then he took his latest one out while husky training at 11pm and one of the dogs mauled his daughter to death. Just hoping someone opens him up the same way once he's inside... Edited February 13, 2023 by Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete Quote
Mr_Danger Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 Was not expecting that in the ‘Things that Cheer you Up’ thread. All the best for Thursday though and as a collector of children with useless bio dads myself I salute you. Quote
Tim Healys Chutney Spoon Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: Was not expecting that in the ‘Things that Cheer you Up’ thread. All the best for Thursday though and as a collector of children with useless bio dads myself I salute you. Yeah it's not the most cheery of things, but seems the judge will be sending him down reading between the lines of his comments Spoiler https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/karen-alcock-husky-mauled-baby-death-b2250803.html That's cheering us all up to be honest, just desperately sad for little Kyra who's effectively my lads half-sister Edited February 13, 2023 by Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete Quote
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 13, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 13, 2023 My job puts clothes on people. Just done a bunch for the production crew of a TV program. One of them was intended for the host, who is a household name. Just having to do a rush job to get another one done in 2XL because when the delivery came, said host is fatter than he thought he was. Which has delighted me. Prick. Quote
RedRooster Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 Whenever anyone is ill, my dog empties the contents of his toybox, dumping them on the bed in which they're trying to get some rest. One by one, the little guy will take one of his chewed up teddies, that utterly stink of dog breath and leave them with you. It's undeniably disgusting, and it can, sometimes make you feel even more ill; but the fact he clearly recognises there's a problem and thinks "what would cheer me up?" before settling on this solution is so lovely and sweet, that you can't help but feel uplifted by it. Dogs are the best. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, air_raid said: My job puts clothes on people. Just done a bunch for the production crew of a TV program. One of them was intended for the host, who is a household name. Just having to do a rush job to get another one done in 2XL because when the delivery came, said host is fatter than he thought he was. Which has delighted me. Prick. Michael McIntyre has let himself go. Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 13, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 13, 2023 @Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete Could I suggest sticking that behind a spoiler tag or something? I completely understand how close to your family that's happened, and that it's something you've had to all deal with, but it's also a genuinely horrendous story to suddenly get in a thread like this. Quote
Paid Members Nick James Posted February 13, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 13, 2023 1 hour ago, RedRooster said: Whenever anyone is ill, my dog empties the contents of his toybox, dumping them on the bed in which they're trying to get some rest. One by one, the little guy will take one of his chewed up teddies, that utterly stink of dog breath and leave them with you. It's undeniably disgusting, and it can, sometimes make you feel even more ill; but the fact he clearly recognises there's a problem and thinks "what would cheer me up?" before settling on this solution is so lovely and sweet, that you can't help but feel uplifted by it. Dogs are the best. Now that's the kind of dog story I can get behind. Dogs are magnificent creatures. Quote
RedRooster Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Nick James said: Now that's the kind of dog story I can get behind. Dogs are magnificent creatures. If you try to put any of the toys back in his box, he’ll just bring them back out; dumping them beside you before looking at you with a stare that is either him trying to say ‘no, they’re yours now - play with them!’, or him thinking ‘fucking idiot doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do with them!’ Either way, awwww. Quote
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted February 14, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 14, 2023 I don’t know why this was happening but it had me grinning from ear to ear like a right div just. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 30 minutes ago, wandshogun09 said: I don’t know why this was happening but it had me grinning from ear to ear like a right div just. Haha! Reminded me of this! Quote
DavidB6937 Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 I saw Barry from Eastenders sing live today. It was a religious experience of sorts. Quote
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