Minor Annoyances (Vol 2)

[deathrey]

Absolute fuckers. Our town doesn't even have a Maccies and yet somehow we still end up with empty Maccies containers in the front garden.

I think I'm the same as you @tiger_rick, I know as a young 'un I did litter on occasion but it boils my piss now. I even have one of those litter picker up grabber things to keep our driveway and street clean. I'd absolutely be in the litterati if I had more time but struggle with two young kids. I really appreciate the local folks who did go around picking it up and intend to join the effort one day

Edited April 28, 2025 by deathrey

[Chest Rockwell]

I've taken the litter picker and a bin bag with us on dog walks before and get the kids to help. They enjoy it!

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Fast food places should have to print the car reg on the packaging of all drive thru orders. Then if its found not in a bin the council knows who to fine. 

[gmoney]

Having a go at LinkedIn shit is like shooting trout in a bucket, but look at this dreck. Absolutely none of those examples are anything like a butterfly effect. 

[Gus Mears]

'I got a bicycle pump stuck up my arse. Here's what it taught me about B2B marketing.'

[CDM]

I saw someone beep at someone who had broken down on a roundabout. Why?? They can't do anything about it 

[Tamura]

Vapes. Most people wouldn't dream of sparking up a real cig in a pub or on a bus or train, but everyone seems to be having a crafty puff on their vape these days. My local train station is outdoor only with no buildings so they are all at it there too, despite occasional signs saying it's not allowed (every UK station is smoke free, including vapes). I even had to berate a customer at work, inconsiderate twat.

[wordsfromlee]

I wouldn't hate vaping so much if they actually smelt of something nice like bacon or petrol or glue.

[SuperBacon]

59 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

I wouldn't hate vaping so much if they actually smelt of something nice like bacon or petrol or glue.

Taking it old school.

We've discussed this loads on here before and even as someone that smokes cigarettes, I absolutely hate vape nonces. If I have a fag I'll do it in a smoking area or well away from others, where hopefully it's as unobtrusive as possible. It's my disgusting habit, I don't feel it's fair that non smokers should have to put up with it near them.

These watermelon puffing cunts don't care where their nonce clouds go do they?

 

[air_raid]

The thing that annoys me about vaping is that the whole point of the e-cig was as an alternative to get yourself off more harmful real cigarettes and yet because of attractive flavours and popularity we’ve spawned a whole generation of fuckwits that started doing it having never had a real fag in their lives.

[LaGoosh]

I don't smoke but even I can admit that at least some people make smoking look pretty cool. Everyone who vapes looks like a fucking twat.

[Carbomb]

Been reading about "popcorn" lung recently, a new horror that vapists uniquely seem to get. 

It would appear that any kind of inhalation-based vice is just not a good idea health-wise.

[SuperBacon]

5 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

some people make smoking look pretty cool.

God damn right. 

Channeling my inner Alain Delon in Paris. 

[NeverYield]

27 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

God damn right. 

Channeling my inner Alain Delon in Paris. 

That could be the cover of an early 2000s Indie rock album. 

[SuperBacon]

6 minutes ago, NeverYield said:

That could be the cover of an early 2000s Indie rock album. 

You've heard of The Rakes, The Cribs, The Strokes, well heres The Twats