The Official UKFF RAW thread (part 2)...

[JLM]

You can poison Jason Momoa and then collect his poo, or you can collect the poo of any regular man, lace it with poison and then pop it in the air fryer for ten. The fact that most can’t tell the difference is another reason why you simply must get an air fryer. 

[d-d-d-dAz]

5 minutes ago, tiger_rick said:

Hot Poisonous Poo > Hot Lesbian Action.

I love that picture. Like the 'hot action' got introduced separately first.

[The Gaffer]

[Chili]

It always ends up as a poo thread round here, the view never changes.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

3 minutes ago, Chili said:

It always ends up as a poo thread round here, the view never changes.

The Chairman of Thames Water has entered the chat. 

[Supremo]

[SuperBacon]

Diarrhoea Ripley.

[tiger_rick]

Just now, SuperBacon said:

Diarrhoea Ripley.

Shit pun.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Just now, SuperBacon said:

Diarrhoea Ripley.

Bring back downvotes. 

[wordsfromlee]

6 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Diarrhoea Ripley.

That name could earn her a few quid in Dubai. 

[Carbomb]

Bring back Todd Grisham.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Turn Todd Grisham around, he's sinking. 

[Mr_Danger]

53 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

Forgot to mention: one thing that stands out is the sports feel of "this is big transfer news!" in the way that they had to artificially engineer for MVP (much as I loved the character and its presentation, it really did come across as such carny bullshit that this guy, whom nobody could possibly have heard of because there was nowhere for him to build a reputation, was the hottest free agent in the wrestling world), and I remember it also worked quite well when they did the same with AJ Styles.

Alright, old man, keep shaking your fist at that cloud while I talk to my fellow kids.

A true weeb would have capitalised Cloud.

[air_raid]

17 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

That name could earn her a few quid in Dubai. 

On that bombshell...

57 minutes ago, Supremo said:

The entire UKFF, giving Corey a patronising pat on the back as we demote him to the NXT thread.

.... some recent posts in here had me thinking I was already reading the NXT thread.

[WyattSheepMask]

1 hour ago, Supremo said:

The Penta debut gave real Taz-debuts-at-Rumble

 

I’ll be totally honest, I was hoping for it to play out that way. A 13 minute match took those comparisons away for me, and I don’t mean that as a knock on either man. Gable is great and Penta did mostly great. A couple of bumbly moves but nothing to be concerned about, but his overall presentation was spot on.

As for “the big leagues” stuff, to the majority of people WWE is the big league, hell to most people it’s probably the only league. Yeah it’s petty, but do you really expect anything less of them?