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I started getting a sore throat last night and woke up this morning coughing and feeling grim. My wife went back to work on Monday and has been working on the wards so likely that is where it has come from. We both got tested today at her work so may get a quicker turn around. 

And we didn't stock up on weekend wine. 

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5 hours ago, Steve Justice said:

I grassed my neighbour up 3 times over Christmas. Fuck all happened. 

Same with the gym next to where I work. It has remained open throughout the whole pandemic. Nothing has happened to them either. 

"Hello Police, yeah I'd like to report my neighbours for a large gathering"

"Yes sir, can you explain what you're seeing?"

"Yes officer, so I'm sat on my toilet and I hear some activity outside, so I looked outside the window and see 10 plus people having a BBQ"

"Got it sir, are they still out there now?"

"Yes, I'm looking at them"

"So you've moved rooms?"

"No, I'm calling from the toilet officer"

"Wait...how are you on the toilet but looking out the window at the same time. Surely your toilet faces inwards and thus you wouldn't be able to see out the window?"

<Justice hangs up>

 

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13 hours ago, Steve Justice said:

I grassed my neighbour up 3 times over Christmas. Fuck all happened. 

Same with the gym next to where I work. It has remained open throughout the whole pandemic. Nothing has happened to them either. 

Or just stop twitching your curtains and being a grass mate. 

 

If it's an issue, talk to them instead of phoning 999. 

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6 hours ago, PowerButchi said:

Or just stop twitching your curtains and being a grass mate. 

 

If it's an issue, talk to them instead of phoning 999. 

I didn't call 999. I reported through the correct process. 

Couldn't give a monkeys about being called a grass when this kind of behaviour has contributed to so much devistation. 

Quite disappointed you've taken this view to be honest. 

And to be clear, I have talked directly with others that haven't exactly been doing the right thing. The problem with my neighbours is that they're aggressive, obnoxious cunts. So speaking with them would have zero effect. 

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