Things that you know will be shit

[mim731]

Fucking hell. 

[Jazzy G]

It was the Cuban Boys that did the Hamster Dance thing, wasn't it? 

[Lorne Malvo]

I'll always defend Scouting For Girls after I saw them put on a really fun show last year, but bloody hell they don't half make it hard.

[CTXRussomark]

I'm confused - are Wickes putting on a festival just for tradies? 

[TheBurningRed]

CSCS card to be used as ID. 

[Bellenda Carlisle]

Should be headlined by Men at Work 

[Surf Digby]

11 hours ago, CTXRussomark said:

I'm confused - are Wickes putting on a festival just for tradies? 

Possibly just an event for employees, similar to CEXFest ("LOL it sounds like Sex-Fest!").

[Hannibal Scorch]

14 hours ago, Bellenda Carlisle said:

Should be headlined by Men at Work 

Surprised they haven’t roped in Dodgy. Dodgy playing Good Enough would cover both my opinion of, and the finished work of the last builders we had come round.

[Gus Mears]

[Ro_y Disco]

5 hours ago, Surf Digby said:

CEXFest ("LOL it sounds like Sex-Fest!").

The third annual Swingathon festival was last weekend, apparently. 1,000 shaggers descended on Lincolnshire.

[Surf Digby]

59 minutes ago, Ro_y Disco said:

The third annual Swingathon festival was last weekend, apparently. 1,000 shaggers descended on Lincolnshire.

I'm not going there again.

Ever have 500 women in a row tell you that they just like you as a friend?

Harsh. 

[mim731]

On 7/27/2025 at 9:50 PM, CTXRussomark said:

I'm confused - are Wickes putting on a festival just for tradies? 

It appears so. It sounds fucking awful. 

[Mr_Danger]

I wonder what they’ll talk about.

[davertfnewman]

Well, at least they picked a flattering picture for him.

[Callum1993]

1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said:

I wonder what they’ll talk about.

Could have sworn Gilbert Gottfried was dead?