Things that you know will be shit

[Justin Breeding]

That fragrance ad where he attempts a French accent when pronouncing the brand is a new level of cringe.

[Scratch]

As my wife puts it, Johnny Depp has never not looked like he needs a bath.

[SuperBacon]

That quote ?

[Jazzy G]

On 10/24/2025 at 9:57 AM, Devon Malcolm said:

 

Willem Dafoe as Scrooge could be interesting... 

[davertfnewman]

One of my best friends tried to sell me tonight on an upcoming movie that's like a cross between Downton Abbey and The Naked Gun, with Jimmy Carr involved (it's called Fackham Hall).

And to think I paid for our meal!

[Rossman]

On 10/28/2025 at 11:46 PM, SuperBacon said:

That quote ?

They have him on the Moyles breakfast show every other month to promote something. They went to James's house to do the show last time on a week's roadshow. They had a stripped down version of the Britpop Classical playing a few songs on air.

Sounded alright, but the quote is a bit far fetched. Surely it would be heard not seen?!

[SuperBacon]

5 minutes ago, Rossman said:

Surely it would be heard not seen?!

Nah its a gig, so seen. Unless he's there with his eyes closed?

[davertfnewman]

Is Brian Davis still a bit of a plonker?

[TheBurningRed]

Yes. Always has been. 

[Carbomb]

"A bit of a plonker" sounds too jolly. He's a fucking grifting cock-end is what he is.

[WyattSheepMask]

I stopped reading at “Is Joe Rogan”

[Callum1993]

This pile of shite. Anything with Jimmy Carr is painfully unfunny these days. 

[gmoney]

[SuperBacon]

[WyattSheepMask]

34 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Arn’t they still showing An Idiot Abroad on SKY?