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To be honest, I think I was conflating buffets and sandwiches and thinking about those grim ham sarnies on stale bread with 3 inches of butter lashed on for good measure. The kind of shit you see on buffets and in lunch boxes.

A couple pieces of bread with tea to make a mash sandwich or something along those lines is great. And obviously a sausage and egg sandwich is bang on. So just ignore me, was chatting shite.

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Anyone who doesn't like Sandwiches needs putting on a list. It's utter madness.

I submit Gladiators. Perfect Saturday night TV. Wolf and Jet, what's not to like?

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I don’t know how to answer the shitting at work/home debate. Unless I’m out visiting clients or have gone into an office for a team meeting, I work from home. Meaning I shit on my own throne and get paid for it

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My wife's best mate doesn't poo when on holiday. We've been away with her, too. So imagine a week without laying a Mahogany Kraken, how uncomfortable would that holiday be?

I've also known her to go on longer holidays, and that just blows my mind. I can't get my head round it.

I work with a guy in his late forties who's lived at home with his mum and dad his whole life, and claims to only ever tud at home. So that means he's only ever pooed on one toilet.

I also can't get me head round that.

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23 minutes ago, Accident Prone said:

Yeah, I don't know what to say to that one. The idea of a mash sandwich makes me feel really ill.

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36 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

Buttie Mash is a highlight of Sunday Dinner. 

Maybe you were right all along, @Lorne Malvo

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22 minutes ago, scratchdj said:

I work with a guy in his late forties who's lived at home with his mum and dad his whole life, and claims to only ever tud at home. So that means he's only ever pooed on one toilet.

Change job, you're going to get murdered.

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I don’t buy that anyone goes on holiday for a week or more and doesn’t shit. Not having it. They might not want to and they might say they don’t do it but there’s no way. When it’s time to drop a log, it’s coming out whether the British Bulldog likes it or not. You either wise up and just go to the bog or you’re caked in shit. It’s up to you but there is no stopping it or holding it in until you get back home. 

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Unless they've never been on holiday because they would have to crap on a different toilet. And I'll bet you somebody is like that. They're probably a registered member on the UKFF.

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