Paid Members gmoney Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said: Not shitting at home is a worst case scenario for me. Other people's bare arses have been on that. Their smelly arses and piss-dripping cocks. No thanks. In Littlehampton, this applies to everything in the whole town. Edited May 10, 2019 by gmoney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 My misses refuses to shit anywhere but our toilet or her Mum's. Comical scenes as she's legging it up the stairs after work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 I've taken dumps in some really sordid places. But I also got caught short and shit my pants on the way home a couple of years ago, so I just have to keep that in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 If you saw the toilets at our place, you would completely understand why some would not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 10, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 I always make sure I'm clocked in when I take a shit at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 35 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said: My misses refuses to shit anywhere but our toilet or her Mum's. Comical scenes as she's legging it up the stairs after work. Mine is exactly the same. She’s out nearly 12 hours of the day, waltzes in after work and almost like I’m holding up an autocue she’ll declare “I really need a poo”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 10, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2019 If the definition of 'everyone' is anyone on the UKFF as far as this discussion is concerned then I think we can add 'conversations about shitting' to the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 10, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2019 Looking forward to @Steve Justice telling us he pays to poo at home or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 Penetrating annoying co-workers and then never forgiving ourselves for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 A bit of kwesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 Finishing work on a Friday. I'm poo-pooing buffets and sandwiches. Not a massive fan of either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: I'm poo-pooing buffets and sandwiches. Not a massive fan of either. But poo-pooing, yes. Like everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 10, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 27 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said: I'm poo-pooing buffets and sandwiches. Surely everyone has a sandwich they like. I don't understand that one at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 To be honest, I think I was conflating buffets and sandwiches and thinking about those grim ham sarnies on stale bread with 3 inches of butter lashed on for good measure. The kind of shit you see on buffets and in lunch boxes. A couple pieces of bread with tea to make a mash sandwich or something along those lines is great. And obviously a sausage and egg sandwich is bang on. So just ignore me, was chatting shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 10, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2019 ... Mash.. Sandwich...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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