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Not shitting at home is a worst case scenario for me. Other people's bare arses have been on that. Their smelly arses and piss-dripping cocks. No thanks.

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Best option is to make a toilet paper doily round the seat when caught short at work. I know what arses have been on that seat before me and I want no part of them.

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30 minutes ago, Astro Hollywood said:

Not shitting at home is a worst case scenario for me. Other people's bare arses have been on that. Their smelly arses and piss-dripping cocks. No thanks.

In Littlehampton, this applies to everything in the whole town. 

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If you saw the toilets at our place, you would completely understand why some would not.

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I always make sure I'm clocked in when I take a shit at home.

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35 minutes ago, Silky Kisser said:

My misses refuses to shit anywhere but our toilet or her Mum's. Comical scenes as she's legging it up the stairs after work. 

Mine is exactly the same. She’s out nearly 12 hours of the day, waltzes in after work and almost like I’m holding up an autocue she’ll declare “I really need a poo”.

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If the definition of 'everyone' is anyone on the UKFF as far as this discussion is concerned then I think we can add 'conversations about shitting' to the list.

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Penetrating annoying co-workers and then never forgiving ourselves for it.

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2 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

I'm poo-pooing buffets and sandwiches. Not a massive fan of either.

But poo-pooing, yes. Like everyone.

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27 minutes ago, Lorne Malvo said:

I'm poo-pooing buffets and sandwiches.

Surely everyone has a sandwich they like. I don't understand that one at all!

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