Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 10, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergio Mendacious said: Each floor of our building has a disabled toilet, and no-one that needs to use them, so I tend to go for a luxury super shit at least once a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 Talking of doing luxury tods, what about using baby wipes instead of bog roll? Don't think anyone dislikes that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 10, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 10, 2019 What do you do with them afterwards? Put them in a little poo wipe bin that you have to empty out? I deal with enough baby and dog shit, I don't need to be making special efforts to deal with my own poo rags as well. That's a no from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 Whenever we went to a festival we used to try and go all high protein to try and stap ourselves needing to use festival bogs. I don't like to poo at my mother in law's or my sister in law's. Mash butties are nice. Bit of beans or gravy so they're not too dry. I'm glad we don't have down voted because I'm quite partial to a noodle butty as well. I am history's greatest monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: What do you do with them afterwards? Put them in a little poo wipe bin that you have to empty out? I deal with enough baby and dog shit, I don't need to be making special efforts to deal with my own poo rags as well. That's a no from me. I'd never thought about it, but our nappy bin is in the bathroom so I theoretically have access to a suitable disposal unit. But it would just feel wrong, somehow.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) I don't want the remains of my tods hanging around any longer than is absolutely necessary, so no for me. The thought of having a big bin full of shit right next to me every time I'm in the bathroom isn't at all appealing. Edited May 10, 2019 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 You fuckers having mashed 'tatos in your sarnies need to be thrown to the lions. Christ on a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 10, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Accident Prone said: You fuckers having mashed 'tatos in your sarnies need to be thrown to the lions. We don't want them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacko Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited)  can’t go wrong with some good steak Edited May 10, 2019 by Jacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 10, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 10, 2019 Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 11, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Depends on the meal. Sandwiches are acceptable on their own for breakfast, lunch and supper. But for tea? Absolutely not. A) Not Sandwiches, Butties B) Butties at tea, like a buttie mash, or pie and pea buttie, are mainly piling your plate remains onto bread and butter and folding it over at the vinegar strokes of your tea meal. Nothing more sinister than that. You're over thinking it you Butter Pie Bastard. No-one mentioned the sandwiches being the meal, and a real Lancastrian would know about pea wet and pie barm,. Edited May 11, 2019 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 11, 2019 Author Paid Members Share Posted May 11, 2019 I meant that they're not acceptable on their own as a tea but as part of the tea, they're fine. Also I'm from Burnage not Burnley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 15 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: What do you do with them afterwards? Put them in a little poo wipe bin that you have to empty out? I deal with enough baby and dog shit, I don't need to be making special efforts to deal with my own poo rags as well. That's a no from me. They're flushable, so you flush them. Â They really make poo breaks luxurious. And yes, I've read the articles that say that they shouldn't be flushed, but if the government says they're legally flushable that's good enough for me. Â All those bastard parents flushing baby wipes is a much bigger problem. Like others here, I work from home so taking a shit on your own throne whilst being paid, that really IS the ultimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 11, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) 'Legally flushable'? I mean it's legal for you to creep on teenage girls but it doesn't make it acceptable. You should get one of those Japanese toilet seats installed. Less wasteful, less damaging to the sewer system and nicer. Edited May 11, 2019 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted May 11, 2019 Share Posted May 11, 2019 Don't tell me how to poo, Chest, you're not my mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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