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54 minutes ago, Supremo said:

Only just caught wind of how they set up Cena vs. Roman. What a mess. It’s crazy how they decide on a big match and then make it less and less exciting with each passing week. It’s genuinely better to just go into WWE pay per views blind. I had visions of this being a modern-day Rock vs. Cena and say what you want about that feud but at least the match wasn’t created by a fucking legal loophole!

They probably think they're building up Balor, but unless they have him twat Cena this week he's going to look like a right pussy.

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Everyone looks a twat the way they’ve done it. You couldn’t script it worse. The one guy who was the perfect opponent for Roman was the squeaky clean, never-give-up, pure babyface John Cena. So the first thing they do is have him steal a contract from someone else like a snide prick and throw out wanky shoots~!

Would it have really killed them for the returning legend to just challenge the current top guy? In terms of taking a match that writes itself and finding a way to ruin it this is getting dangerously close to Bret vs. Vince levels.

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Jesus. Corbin looks like a figure of that guy who was in development years back with the weird shoulders and neck (Might be Buck someone) that’s been down the back of the sofa for years and collected dog hair. 

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11 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Jesus. Corbin looks like a figure of that guy who was in development years back with the weird shoulders and neck (Might be Buck someone) that’s been down the back of the sofa for years and collected dog hair. 

 

Ahhh it was Henry Godwinn's son. Can't remember his name so typed in Henry Godwin son and got this instead which is probably more interesting. 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Haversham_Godwin-Austen

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16 minutes ago, Nick James said:

Ahhhh, Buck Dixon, the oddest shaped and least enthused wrestler I've ever seen.

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He looks like what I’d imagine would happen if Ladbaby and a Chicken Nugget got stuck in the Transporter machine from The Fly. 

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